New God Thread

[Loki Clock]

In this thread, you must post only in glitter texted valid syllogism. You may also note where a SYLLOGISM uses invalid logic, but not when the actual conditions for the syllogism are unfulfilled. All other posts can be ignored as not actually debating.

[Marlin Clock]

Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.

So I can infer that God loves everyone.

[Loki Clock]

Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.

So I can infer that God loves everyone.

Lololol. Good one.

But jokes aside that doesn't qualify as a full syllogistic path of logic.

[CubeMelonClock]

hey guys, I have an idea, clearly science is the only answer to all questions for all people, so lets make religious nut fags post in all glitter text!

sarcasm aside, the real reason for posting in glitter text is that most people just can't talk about religion in a way that is serious business, so whatever. Now I am catching myself rambling.

By the way, fucking, I forgot to follow the rules of the thread!

--also I am derailing

[AvocadoClock]

Gods have infinite power
No god poured rain on the San Diego wild fires
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The gods don't give a shit about Avocado's house burning down

[Loki Clock]

Gods have infinite power
No god poured rain on the San Diego wild fires
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The gods don't give a shit about Avocado's house burning down

Not a syllogism.

[AvocadoClock]

Not a syllogism.

This is not a syllogism.
All other posts can be ignored as not actually debating.
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Avocado will ignore this post.

[Maltese]

you, get out of this thread.

[zl]

Assumptions about the nature of God are faulty.
Most syllogisms in these threads include assumptions about the nature of God.
Most syllogisms in these threads are faulty.

[WildCherryPepsiClock]

THIS POST CONTAINS LOGIC

[Kombucha]

[Il Duce]

Just because God is omnipotent doesn't mean he has to help everyone.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

God wears sandals. I wear sandals. I am god.

I defy you to question my logic.

[Loki Clock]

God wears sandals. I wear sandals. I am god.

I defy you to question my logic.

[PirateClock]

god is immortal
immortals don't exist
god doesn't exist

[WreckingBallClock]

Just because God is omnipotent doesn't mean he has to help everyone.

OH BUT IF GOD DOESNT TEND TO ALL MY NEEDS THEN HE IS EVAL AND GOD IS NOT EVAL ACCORDIG TO TEH FAKE BIBLEZ LOL GOD NOT EXIST

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

[Flounderman Jr.]

God might exist but maybe not.

[WreckingBallClock]

God might exist but maybe not.

... I must say that was a wonderful statement.

[Flounderman Jr.]

... I must say that was a wonderful statement.

Maybe God doesn't exist, but there's also the undeniable chance that he does