I want to work for Google

BluezombieClock · September 15, 2008, 04:19:59 PM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/google.asp#photo2

GreyClock · September 15, 2008, 04:35:12 PM

I want to sit at home while my wife works for Google.

RomanClock · September 15, 2008, 04:40:22 PM

Thats reflected in the paychecks though since Google actually pays less to their employees than the average. (System Admin 'Google' $40,000* ~ 'Low average' $60,000)

*Inflation calculator from 2005 to 2008

BluezombieClock · September 15, 2008, 04:42:45 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1403957Thats reflected in the paychecks though since Google actually pays less to their employees than the average. (System Admin 'Google' $40,000 ~ 'Low average' $60,000)

I wouldn't mind.

In my world, happiness > money

and not money = happiness

CubeMelonClock · September 15, 2008, 04:45:38 PM

someone will pay me $40 - $60k to have a good time? sign me up!

buttplug · September 15, 2008, 04:52:24 PM

I'd never get anything done.

coalclock · September 15, 2008, 05:03:35 PM

I would still rather get paid for doing nothing.

CubeMelonClock · September 15, 2008, 05:21:38 PM

Quote from: CalamityCock;1403966I would still rather get paid for doing nothing.

it's called retail!
bah-dum-pshhh

miracle fruit · September 15, 2008, 05:22:12 PM

i wonder if google masseuses give happy endings like the ones downtown

shit for brains · September 15, 2008, 05:26:46 PM

Quote from: CalamityCock;1403966I would still rather get paid for doing nothing.

thats basicly what they do in google

and yeah, I prefer money over some cheap toys to keep me bitching to the board

peyoteclock · September 15, 2008, 05:52:57 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1403957Thats reflected in the paychecks though since Google actually pays less to their employees than the average. (System Admin 'Google' $40,000* ~ 'Low average' $60,000)

*Inflation calculator from 2005 to 2008

yeah well i'm pretty sure those other places don't have slides to get down stairs and masseuses on hand for when you need a massage.

SnakeClock · September 15, 2008, 05:58:22 PM

Quote from: CalamityCock;1403966I would still rather get paid for doing nothing.

I'm still trying to get into novel-writing.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1403976every masseuse does it if you look like me

TriangleClock: Master of Rape.

BluezombieClock · September 15, 2008, 06:07:26 PM

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1403976every masseuse does it if you look like me

Haha, i fucking love you man

CaulkClock · September 16, 2008, 06:54:27 AM

They have a office in Manchester, but it's just a boring office block from what I remember

HeinekenClock · September 16, 2008, 06:58:56 AM

Nobody knew this amirite

CubeMelonClock · September 16, 2008, 07:07:29 AM

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1404323Nobody knew this amirite

you am right, right?

BunnyClock · September 16, 2008, 07:15:23 AM

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1403976every masseuse does it if you look like me

It must be the bald head that does the trick

SirClock · September 16, 2008, 07:29:49 AM

Well they sort of are the company-well-into-dominating-the-universe company.
Who wouldn't want to work there.

CubeMelonClock · September 16, 2008, 07:35:26 AM

SnakeClock · September 16, 2008, 08:48:24 AM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1404329It must be the bald head that does the trick

It's so damn sexy that I'm sure every masseur gives him a "happy ending" too.

Quote from: SirClock;1404333Well they sort of are the company-well-into-dominating-the-universe company.
Who wouldn't want to work there.

Get in at the ground level.

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