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Farted by SnakeClock, September 17, 2008, 03:57:15 PM

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SnakeClock

I've been thinking about what a distinctive culture the Netherlands have, and it's led me to wonder what they've done for mankind.

I suppose they've birthed such artistic minds as M.C. Escher, Rembrandt and so on, and Philips Electronics N.V. continues to break ground in the electronics industry, and they've made gallant strides in the liberal views of the world such as with drug laws and same-sex marriage, but what else have they offered to the world?

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FrankClock

Quote from: Doctor Barber;1405417They spawned dwarfinator

I should probably end the thread now... huh?
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

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SnakeClock

Quote from: FrankClock;1405418I should probably end the thread now... huh?

Holy shit, since when did you get Smoded?

And no, as fucking glorious as Dwarfinator is, I'm sure that's not all the Dutch race has done. I mean, come on, StrangeClock presumably still exists somewhere.

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SnakeClock

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PirateClock

Land & People
# The Netherlands has the highest population density (493 inhabitants per square km - water excluded) of any European country with over 1 million inhabitants. Worldwide, only Bangladesh and Taiwan, among major countries, have a higher density of population.
# The 'Netherlands' mean "Low Country" in Dutch. About half of its surface area is less than 1 metre above sea level. Its highest point is 321 metres (1,053 ft) above sea level.
# Dutch people are the tallest in the world, with an average height of 184 cm for men and 170 cm for women.
# A 2007 UNICEF report on child well-being in rich countries ranked the Netherlands as the best country for children to live.
# Dutch people have the lowest incidence of lactose intolerance of any country - only 1%.
History
# New York City started as Dutch colony called New Amsterdam. Many places names in New York remind of the Dutch origins of the city, such as Flushing in Queens (famous for Flushing Meadows), named after Flushing in the Dutch province of Zeeland.
# Gin was invented in the Netherlands under the name of Jenever. It was first sold as a medicine in the late 16th century.
# The Dutch were the first Europeans to discover Australia and New Zealand in the 17th century. Australia was then named "New Holland". New Zealand was named after the province of Zeeland.Tasmania was named after Dutch explorer Abel Tasman (1603-1659).
# The island country of Mauritius was named in 1598 in honour of Prince Maurice of Nassau, the Stadtholder of the Netherlands at the time.
# Indonesia was a Dutch colony until 1945. Jakarta was then called "Batavia", after the Latin name for the Netherlands. Dutch language is still spoken by a minority of Indonesians.
Government & Politics
# The Netherlands has two capitals : Amsterdam (the official capital by constitution since the 19th century) and The Hague (the seat of government and first capital since 1584).
# Soft drugs (e.g. cannabis, "magic mushrooms") are legal in the Netherlands. Only licenced "coffee shops" are allowed to sell such drugs, although people are allowed to grow cannabis at home for their personal use.
# Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, prostitutes must be at least 18, and clients must be at least 16.
# Abortion on demand at any point between conception and viability has been legal since 1981.
# The Dutch government has legalised same-sex marriages since 2001 and euthanasia since 2002.
Culture & Sciences
# The Netherlands has spawned many world-class painters, such as Rembrandt, Jan Vermeer, Jan Steen, Vincent van Gogh or Piet Mondriaan.
# The microscope, the telescope, pendulum clock and the mercury thermometer are all 16th or 17th century Dutch inventions.
# The Dutch company 'Philips' invented the audio tape (in 1967), the video tape (in 1972), the Compact Disk (in 1982) and the CD-ROM (in 1985).
# There are 1180 windmills in the Netherlands.
# Tulips were imported from the Ottoman Empire and became very popular in Holland in the early 17th century. Nowadays, the Netherlands is the world's first producer and exporter of tulips.
# Keukenhof Park is the largest flower garden in the world.
Economy
# Famous Dutch companies include Philips, Akzo Nobel , Royal Dutch Shell (half-British), Unilever (half-British), Heineken, IKEA (formerly Swedish) as well as the banks ING, ABN-AMRO and Fortis (Belgian-Dutch).
# The KLM (Royal Dutch Airlines) is the longest running national airline in the world. It was founded in 1919.
# The Netherlands has long been one of the richest countries in the world. Its GDP per capita was estimated to be the highest in the world in 1820, and the 2nd highest in Europe in 1900 (after Belgium). Nowadays, it still enjoys the 4th highest nominal GDP per capita within the European Union.
# The Netherlands have the highest level of foreign direct investment per capita in the world.
# Rotterdam, in South Holland, is the largest seaport in Europe. It used to be the largest port in the world by cargo tonnage, until being overtaken by Singapore in the 1990's, then Shanghai in 2003.
# The highest tower in the EU is the Gerbrandy Tower in the Dutch town of IJsselstein (near Utrecht).
A few famous Dutch companies :
# Royal Philips Electronics :one of the largest electronics and home appliances companies in the world.
# KLM Royal Dutch Airlines : major international airline.
# Royal Dutch Shell : Anglo-Dutch oil company.
# Unilever : Anglo-Dutch company owning many of the world's consumer product brands in foods, beverages, cleaning agents and personal care products.
# ING Group, worldwide bank and insurance company.
# Fortis : Belgo-Dutch bank and insurance company.
# AEGON : insurance company.
# Heineken and Amstel : brewing companies
# Mexx and McGregor : fashion brands.
# Vedior and Randstad : human resources and staffing services companies.
# Akzo Nobel : healthcare products, coatings and chemicals.
# Getronics : Information and Communication Technology company.
# IKEA : international home products retailer (founded in Sweden but headquartered in Holland)





oh snap!
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SnakeClock

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405428# Dutch people are the tallest in the world, with an average height of 184 cm for men and 170 cm for women.

Sky-scraping bastards.

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405428# Soft drugs (e.g. cannabis, "magic mushrooms") are legal in the Netherlands. Only licenced "coffee shops" are allowed to sell such drugs, although people are allowed to grow cannabis at home for their personal use.
# Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, prostitutes must be at least 18, and clients must be at least 16.
# Abortion on demand at any point between conception and viability has been legal since 1981.
# The Dutch government has legalised same-sex marriages since 2001 and euthanasia since 2002.

See, this is why it's a great culture. It's not getting stuck up its own ass with debate about things that should be up to the individual.

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405428Culture & Sciences
# The Netherlands has spawned many world-class painters, such as Rembrandt, Jan Vermeer, Jan Steen, Vincent van Gogh or Piet Mondriaan.

Van Gogh was Dutch? I didn't know that; I thought he was German or something (but then I guess it would be "Von").

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405428# The Netherlands has long been one of the richest countries in the world. Its GDP per capita was estimated to be the highest in the world in 1820, and the 2nd highest in Europe in 1900 (after Belgium). Nowadays, it still enjoys the 4th highest nominal GDP per capita within the European Union.

And it's more interesting and less pretentious than Dubai! :thumbs:

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405428# IKEA : international home products retailer (founded in Sweden but headquartered in Holland)

Interesting.

What else? Did Holland play any role in the World Wars or any other large-scale conflict?

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SnakeClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1405431owned

Is it still ownage if I was asking for it?

DWARFINATORclock

We also had some cool pirates I think.

Those Palm Islands in Dubai, yep done by a Dutch guy.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405433Is it still ownage if I was asking for it?

Makes it double ownage.

HitchhikerClock

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405428Land & People
# Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, prostitutes must be at least 18, and clients must be at least 16.
Score!
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GreyClock

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405430Sky-scraping bastards.
I'm 190 cm, what's up. Me. Ha ha.

Ha.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405430See, this is why it's a great culture. It's not getting stuck up its own ass with debate about things that should be up to the individual.
Oh we debate it. We have conservative christians like any other nation, thankfully they're outweighed by a majority that just doesn't care.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405430What else? Did Holland play any role in the World Wars or any other large-scale conflict?
Neutral during World War one, German-occupied in the second.

PirateClock

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405430What else? Did Holland play any role in the World Wars or any other large-scale conflict?

we did all the ass kicking back when it was all about muskets. And you could win a war by building the biggest boat with the most canons.
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SnakeClock

Quote from: GreyClock;1405439German-occupied in the second.

On that note, here's a more embarrassing Dutch contribution to the world:



Ouch.

PirateClock

Quote from: GreyClock;1405443http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

dont forget the Dutch West India Company they colonized and traded with large parts of north and south America.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_colonization_of_the_Americas
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SnakeClock

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405445dont forget the Dutch West India Company they colonized and traded with large parts of north and south America.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_colonization_of_the_Americas

You never hear about them for some reason. But what did the West have to do with India? Or did they think it was the same thing?

PirateClock

id expected either roman or revolutionary to come bitch about our military or left wing politics at this point.
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