weird ass dream i had

[can of zap]

ok so it starts out with me and some of friends playing sharks and minows with real sharks in a huge pool and we were inside what looked like the apperture science enrichment center.we got out of the pool for lunch when a voice that sounds like Glagos saying something about sharks using lasers to hunt, suddenly a large cow flies out of the water and disintegrates THEN all my friends get guns out or nowhere and started shooting at me:( i jumped in the pool just to be bitten by a shark.uppon reaching the bottom i found a fork for some reason and stabbed the shark in the eye.then i pulled theug at the polls bottom swam through the pipes(at this point i had both legs again)and came through a man-hole. i walked away to go home but slipped on a banna peel into the sewer and was shocked awake.

[TruffleClock]

oh, ok

[Steve]

oh, ok

holy shit truffleclock

[ToyotaClock]

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[SnakeClock]

LOL Aperture Science. Nerd dream.

[can of zap]

dude portal was FUCKING awesome and you know it.

[NintendrCkolc]

we need a "DREAM" forum.. Too many threads about stupid dreams.

[SnakeClock]

dude portal was FUCKING awesome and you know it.

Yeah I know, but I don't hear GLaDOS's voice in my dreams telling me that sharks have laser beams attached to their heads.

My dreams are about flying and wisecracking Ghostbusters and werewolves and candy shops and big Spanish castles and Edgar Allen Poe and ancient mind-altering relics. I have cool dreams.

I should start up my dream journal again, so I can see what I've been dreaming about more currently.

[can of zap]

Yeah I know, but I don't hear GLaDOS's voice in my dreams telling me that sharks have laser beams attached to their heads.

true

[PowerGloveClock]

Yeah I know, but I don't hear GLaDOS's voice in my dreams telling me that sharks have laser beams attached to their heads.

I wish I did

[poopbutt]

Number 2. Sorry Dr. Evil we couldn't find any sharks with lasers but we did get bass.
Dr. Evil. What bass that is fucking lame I want sharks.
His son. Dad why don't you just shoot him already rather than put him somewhere he can just escape from?
Dr. Evil. It takes away the evil part in it.

[Wind-up Clock]

I just had a dream where i had to retrieve a cat stuck in an elevator on the outside of a 200-story building.

Then it turned into a trix commercial and then a spoof of Horton Hears a Who.

Then the gunfire started at Disney world.

[SnakeClock]

Number 2. Sorry Dr. Evil we couldn't find any sharks with lasers but we did get bass.
Dr. Evil. What bass that is fucking lame I want sharks.
His son. Dad why don't you just shoot him already rather than put him somewhere he can just escape from?
Dr. Evil. It takes away the evil part in it.

Boston easily gets bored by movies, so he usually makes up his own lines.

I just had a dream where i had to retrieve a cat stuck in an elevator on the outside of a 200-story building.

Then it turned into a trix commercial and then a spoof of Horton Hears a Who.

Then the gunfire started at Disney world.

See? THAT'S an awesome dream!

[DigitalLemonClock]

wazaaaaaaaaaaap

[DigitalLemonClock]

yo dog pick up the phone

[poopbutt]

Boston easily gets bored by movies, so he usually makes up his own lines.



See? THAT'S an awesome dream!

I do but I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!

[TwistClock]

we need a "DREAM" forum.. Too many threads about stupid dreams.

This isnt a half-bad idea, there should be a Dream forum. it'll be like the medical forum but better.

[patriotclock]

I hate hearing about other people's dreams. I mean if i'm not in it or no one's having sex I just don't care.

[RocketFetus]

Thank you for the info I'll keep it in mind.