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Farted by Kodiakclock, September 21, 2008, 06:27:47 PM

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HitchhikerClock

#20
September 21, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
Quote from: RevolutionaryClock;1408352The power companies left you in the dark so that the internet would have a chance to wake up again. Your so boring you were on the verge of making the whole internet fall asleep.
even the stories about kodiak being unbelievably boring are boring
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

RevolutionaryClock

#21
September 21, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
The very mention of his name makes me feel like taking a nap.
Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1408357-<-'
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We still had our power working thank you very much.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#22
September 21, 2008, 07:38:29 PM
Quote from: RevolutionaryClock;1408376The very mention of his name makes me feel like taking a nap.

That's because his name is an ancient curse, invoking it calls forth the ancient demon of boredom b'hn-st'ign

RevolutionaryClock

#23
September 21, 2008, 07:40:05 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1408377That's because his name is an ancient curse, invoking it calls forth the ancient demon of boredom b'hn-st'ign
It also ruins the clockfriend system. :mad:

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#24
September 21, 2008, 07:45:34 PM
Quote from: RevolutionaryClock;1408378It also ruins the clockfriend system. :mad:

Atlantis sunk because fifteen people yelled his name at the same time.

RevolutionaryClock

#25
September 21, 2008, 07:50:07 PM
There was no cyanide in Jim Jones's kool-aid. Kodiak was just the guest speaker.

SnakeClock

#26
September 21, 2008, 07:51:35 PM
What, Kodiak is here?



Quote from: weenie roast;1408347i never got my power out because i live in new york and we never get storms and hurricanes hahaahahah

Yeah, you just get crazy blackouts for no reason. :cool:

RevolutionaryClock

#27
September 21, 2008, 07:56:22 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1408388Yeah, you just get crazy blackouts for no reason. :cool:
Negetive. That was the assclowns in Ohio who don't know how to trim trees and blame Canadianism for all their problems. No wonder Kodiak lives in a shit ass state like Ohio, hes probably part of their energy problem. Hes got all the workers asleep at their stations.

Kodiakclock

#28
September 21, 2008, 08:08:09 PM
Quote from: PentagramClock;1408336I had mine back 3:00 AM the next morning. Where do you live?
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Kodiakclock

#29
September 21, 2008, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: RevolutionaryClock;1408393Negetive. That was the assclowns in Ohio who don't know how to trim trees and blame Canadianism for all their problems. No wonder Kodiak lives in a shit ass state like Ohio, hes probably part of their energy problem. Hes got all the workers asleep at their stations.
you pig fuck go cuff yourself to a bus and let it drag you through the whole shitty state of new york.
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PentagramClock

#30
September 21, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
Quote from: Two Weiner Bill;1408409you pig fuck go cuff yourself to a bus and let it drag you through the whole shitty state of new york.

He has a point... Ohio does suck ass.
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

Quote from: MadnessCombatThe truth is, The only friends I have are God and Jesus
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;674449imaginary friends dont count

peyoteclock

#31
September 21, 2008, 09:26:16 PM
tin soldiers and nixon coming we're finally on our own

RevolutionaryClock

#32
September 21, 2008, 10:12:18 PM
Quote from: Joey Jeremiah;1408470tin soldiers and nixon coming we're finally on our own
That song makes me laugh.
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