Excluded from school

[DeathBunnyClock]

Keep your hands off the cookie jar

depends whats in it

[PimpClock]

depends whats in it

It's not cookies

[GreyClock]

Me and Pirate got suspended for drinking during school hours. Ah, to be fifteen.

[BunnyClock]

Me and Pirate got suspended for drinking during school hours. Ah, to be fifteen and in love.

That sounds so romantic!

[DeathBunnyClock]

It's not cookies

liar!

[Poltergeist]

No offense or anything but that's what you get for being a dick

[PaperClipClock]

i dont think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your gay teacher

[DeathBunnyClock]

i love her <3

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[Exclamation Mark]

i dont think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your gay teacher

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[TwistClock]

Awwww.

[WiiClock]

she's brown lol

[DeathBunnyClock]

she's brown lol

lol yeah

[TwistClock]

Lovin' the glasses, You funky pair you

[DeathBunnyClock]

Lovin' the glasses, You funky pair you

lol

[Solenoidclock]

Sent to alternative school for a month.

  I was at a robotics competition, and my good buddy and chief engineer was one of those guys that likes to walk around trying doors and messing with stuff. At the end of the day he dumped out his backpack on the ride home and went showed off some of the gadgetry that he hijacked from one room or another, stuff he wanted to play with. I thought it was good stuff but I let him know that I didn't see what he just got, for legal reasons.

Week later I get an email with security photos of my entire group walking in. I relay it to the engi and he got a bit worried, though we hadn't been identified yet and I wasn't about to blow the whistle.

Cops show up a day later. Engi is prepared, he's done legal research. I'm called in first and shown some video footage, and I have to blow myself open to argue that the other ten people at the competition didn't even know what was going on.

Engi is called in. the office has two police officers, one from the county he stole from, the other from home, and my assistant principal. He requests some reference, and my assistant principal runs out to go find it. He let off the entire spiel, all truth, every last detail to the police. They got it on tape. Assistant principal gets back, and the cops say they don't need the thing he has because they got a full confession. AP facepalms. Something about "in loco parentis". Testimony was garbage because he wasn't there. Engi had a good laugh, but ended up getting a slap on the wrist from the school as consolation. I got the same thing for association as per policy. He got to keep over 500$ in spoils, and we both had the most hilarious month in our academic career.

tldr; school punishments are pretty cool, and VW has a cute girlfriend and a lonely teacher

[PirateClock]

the other day i was banging 2 girls in the hallway and this female teacher walked by and she joined in and then later her husband walked by and got really mad and i kicked his ass and then the police showed up and they had to take me down with a sniper round to the head, so i spend the next 2 hours orso in the hospital and im "excluded" from school for 3 years. major bummer.

[DeathBunnyClock]

the other day i was banging 2 girls in the hallway and this female teacher walked by and she joined in and then later her husband walked by and got really mad and i kicked his ass and then the police showed up and they had to take me down with a sniper round to the head, so i spend the next 2 hours orso in the hospital and im "excluded" from school for 3 years. major bummer.

i hate it when that happens

[CaramelAppleClock]

basically, i was kissing my girlfriend

aren't you the pimpmaster

[PirateClock]

was waiting for this story, though it isnt as good as the one when you were in elementary school and you got into the fierce gun fight with 4 terrorists while fucking all the girls in your classroom

yeah that was a pretty wild monday morning.

[DeathBunnyClock]

aren't you the pimpmaster

yeh mayun bitches and hoes n all dat jazz... did i say it right?