Is Google God?

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Searching "fat man cocks" reigns down around 427,000 results and takes around 0.20 seconds

Praise Google, our Benevolent Mistress!

Half are from my MySpace.

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Half are from my MySpace.

Heathen! Unbeliever!

How darest thee besmudge the name of thy mistress with thy blasphemy!

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Wait, so Google is a she?

Makes sense.

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Why is everyone so mean to my dear Truchy?  Don't worry babe, I will protect you.

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internet history.

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Why is everyone so mean to my dear Truchy?  Don't worry babe, I will protect you.

<3

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So the CC is converting to Googlism and we're all a bunch of Googlites?

I wonder what Marlin has to say about this...

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So the CC is converting to Googlism and we're all a bunch of Googlites?

I wonder what Marlin has to say about this...

Nothing, he's the high priest.

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haha that was really entertaining to read. Good find.

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haha that was really entertaining to read. Good find.

Interesting enough for me to read what you wrote about reading it!

Now I'm going to read it.

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Interesting enough for me to read what you wrote about reading it!

Now I'm going to read it.

It's settled, google is god.

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It's settled, google is god.

Alright. Can we get a sticky?

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Alright. Can we get a sticky?

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No, they say things like how Google is the closest thing to god. How Google is "omniscent" through stupid reasons. That's not the joke, because if the reasons of their actions are a joke, then they hold no weight in an argument. They're Athiest extremists that are trying to prove how stupid religion, through arguments that make no sense.

Well actually, their actions ARE a joke, so nevermind.

They don't necessarily have to be atheist extremists, I'm a Googlist and that's just because it's actually rather logical that Google is the closest thing to a God that we actually know is a reality. Plus, it's nice satire. I'm actually agnostic because I'm not sure if something is out there and I don't blindly believe in shit just because they say it's scientifically proven, and I pretty much don't care. If you're offended because you're some kind of religious person I understand why you're upset, as much as I find your beliefs to be rather silly no matter what religion you have, but if you're such strong on opinions, take the debate, counter-argue instead of just complaining.

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Alright. Can we get a sticky?

I'm working on ittt.... It's not easy typing with one hand!

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old

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They don't necessarily have to be atheist extremists, I'm a Googlist and that's just because it's actually rather logical that Google is the closest thing to a God that we actually know is a reality. Plus, it's nice satire. I'm actually agnostic because I'm not sure if something is out there and I don't blindly believe in shit just because they say it's scientifically proven, and I pretty much don't care. If you're offended because you're some kind of religious person I understand why you're upset, as much as I find your beliefs to be rather silly no matter what religion you have, but if you're such strong on opinions, take the debate, counter-argue instead of just complaining.

It's not that I'm religious, it's that I hate how obnoxious they get about it. I believe that you SHOULD believe in the flying spaghetti monster if you want to, just don't try telling me how it would kick God's ass, because I will just as easily kick yours. It's also the fact that they don't really prove their own argument, and openly poke at mine.  I know it isn't supposed to make sense, sure, but when they start saying "Google is more revered than God because of Google containing pictures of pr0n" it really gets me off! Believe what you want, but don't throw shit at my religion if you have no argument.

TL;DR : You are arguing about how I'm not debating, and I'm saying CoG doesn't either.

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It's not that I'm religious, it's that I hate how obnoxious they get about it. I believe that you SHOULD believe in the flying spaghetti monster if you want to, just don't try telling me how it would kick God's ass, because I will just as easily kick yours. It's also the fact that they don't really prove their own argument, and openly poke at mine.  I know it isn't supposed to make sense, sure, but when they start saying "Google is more revered than God because of Google containing pictures of pr0n" it really gets me off! Believe what you want, but don't throw shit at my religion if you have no argument.

TL;DR : You are arguing about how I'm not debating, and I'm saying CoG doesn't either.

lol you get off to the fact that google has porn on it

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Teapot Argument!
What about the FSM?