Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?

[Slurpee]

all not knowing how to interact with other wizards your age and getting part-time jobs as the local wizard library because the wizard librarians sympathize with your social anxiety

I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa

[buttplug]

I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa

Hahahaha that is fantastic

[TequilaClock]

Who the hell voted for hufflepuff.

[buttplug]

Tequila and I are way more rad than all of you put together. Plus hufflepuff has the best parties

[GearBoxClock]

I have no Idea wtf a Hufflepuff is. I mean, all the houses can be linked to animals, but wtf is Hufflepuff?

[buttplug]

I have no Idea wtf a Hufflepuff is. I mean, all the houses can be linked to animals, but wtf is Hufflepuff?

A badger, motherfucker. They tear fucking faces off n' shit.

[GearBoxClock]

Badgers? I guess they huff and puff, but that is not waht i was thinking. I was thinking the Big Bad Wolf.

[SnakeClock]

Where is the "I'm not a 10 year old with shitty taste in books so I don't read Harry Potter." button?

You left it next to your raw steak and piece since you're such an e-badass that doesn't read.

Why are there four houses? I haven't read the books, but in the movies it's always Gryffindor this, Slytherin that.

I guess it makes the setting seem more realistic if there's some things in it that aren't related to the story.

all not knowing how to interact with other wizards your age and getting part-time jobs as the local wizard library because the wizard librarians sympathize with your social anxiety

I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa

This is awesomer than anything J.K. Rowling ever wrote. Ever.

Tequila and I are way more rad than all of you put together. Plus hufflepuff has the best parties

Your house leader is a gardener. You are such pussies.

Ravenclaw gets the best drugs. We know how to have a good time.

[frozennn]

Creativity!

[FlossClock]

You left it next to your raw steak and piece since you're such an e-badass that doesn't read.

I read alot, just not this abomination of a series.

[SnakeClock]

I read alot, just not this abomination of a series.

Right, fair enough. It distracts from your Artemis Fowl. _poogle_

[PirateClock]

i like how the only magic ive ever seen in harry potter is making a light out of magic fucking wand.

[TequilaClock]

Badgers? I guess they huff and puff, but that is not waht i was thinking. I was thinking the Big Bad Wolf.

MMMMMMPH!

Ravenclaw gets the best drugs. We know how to have a good time.

Yeah but we aren't nerds. Nerds.

[HitchhikerClock]

fuckin straight up ravenclaw

[GreyClock]

I guess it makes the setting seem more realistic if there's some things in it that aren't related to the story.

You're right. Nothing screams realism more than a bunch of unexplored, under-used shit standing on the sidelines holding their dicks, every. single. time, in stories about fairies, flooplalas and kid wizards that somehow manage to consistently thwart the plans of like, only the most totally badazz wizards ever!

[FlossClock]

Right, fair enough. It distracts from your Artemis Fowl. _poogle_

I read man books. Alot of classics along with newer stuff like Palahniuk and Vonnegut.

You know.

Books that are good.

[SnakeClock]

I read man books. Alot of classics along with newer dingen like Palahniuk and Vonnegut.

You know.

Books that are good.

If I mentioned names like Wilde, Orwell, Sterne, Steinbeck, Huxley or Heller, you'd probably thinks those are kinds of whiskey.

[FlossClock]

If I mentioned names like Wilde, Orwell, Sterne, Steinbeck, Huxley or Heller, you'd probably thinks those are kinds of whiskey.

I do say your wit is as blunt as your taste in literature.

[SnakeClock]

I do say your wit is as blunt as your taste in literature.

You're so aggressive when you don't have your Radiohead.

Also, Palahniuk and Vonnegut are the only people that write books ever!!! The rest are just pretending.

[FlossClock]

You're so aggressive when you don't have your Radiohead.

Also, Palahniuk and Vonnegut are the only people that write books ever!!! The rest are just pretending.

Why have you characterized me with Radiohead? Yes I'm a fan and have seen them live and love them to bits but there are so many other bands that I tout much more profusely.