Smooshed a bug

joliet_jane · October 05, 2008, 12:02:48 AM

Tonight I smooshed a bug with my fist. It looked just like this:

Then I felt sad that I had killed it.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · October 05, 2008, 12:14:23 AM

There are gnats all over this house. I smoosh one every couple minutes.

SnakeClock · October 05, 2008, 12:23:29 AM

The only bugs I will smoosh are mosquitoes, since they're vicious, bloodsucking scum. The rest either leave a terrible mess or I actually like them.

Sorry about the fly, Jane, but don't feel too bad. Zombie Lincoln's fly is his spiritual muse, and is immortal.

Sombra · October 05, 2008, 01:47:26 AM

Killed about fifteen flies at work today. Goddamn cocksuckers keep landing on my hands and shit while I'm working fffffffffffffffffffffff

CubeMelonClock · October 05, 2008, 02:01:33 AM

bad karma

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · October 05, 2008, 02:03:16 AM

Quote from: CubeMelonClock;1418822bad karma

It doesn't count if you're killing mosquitoes and gnats.

ChimeClock · October 05, 2008, 04:30:13 AM

ants keep terrorizing the kitchen and shit

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · October 05, 2008, 04:33:16 AM

Quote from: ChimeClock;1418881ants keep terrorizing the kitchen and shit

Oh yeah, those don't count either, but only if they're in your house or biting you. If you kill them needlessly, it's -10 karma points.

Bigglesnoots · October 05, 2008, 04:46:10 AM

karma only works when I want it to

because that's how it works

DiscoBallClock · October 05, 2008, 04:57:16 AM

There are only some mosquitoes and some silver colored bugs that lurk in dark places over here.

frozennn · October 05, 2008, 08:46:22 AM

smooshed a bug

and so can you!

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Smooshed a bug