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Farted by FluxCapacitorClock, November 05, 2008, 01:20:55 AM

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FluxCapacitorClock

The democrats fixed the election.
It was the liberal media's fault.
Not enough republicans got out to vote.
The media was too harsh on Palin.
The general population is a bunch of freedom haters.
The Lord is punishing us.
It's all the fault of the Black Zionists.



C'mon McCain supporters, I demand more explanations for this insane result.

zl

demonifying the opposite party

:(

Kombucha

Quote from: Flux;1441821It was the liberal media's fault.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Obviously the rising number of fag enablers has caused god to punish us with this democrat president.

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1441826Obviously the rising number of fag enablers has caused god to punish us with this democrat president.

Shit, I forgot about the Lord's wrath when making this list! Brb, gotta head down to the local church for a minute or I'll go to hell.

TapedeckClock

Just tonight on channel seven news they where interviewing what looked like to be a 18 year old African American as he stated that "Since Obama is in office i can finally go to college now." :ohdear:
WWWWWWWWWW

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: TapedeckClock;1441836Just tonight on channel seven news they where interviewing what looked like to be a 18 year old African American as he stated that "Since Obama is in office i can finally go to college now." :ohdear:

Possible that now he feels as though he really can make something of himself. This is a huge confidence booster for most of America, but African-Americans especially. I'm happy. I'm happy that now, things will feel more equal to everyone. If an African-American can be president, they can do anything. Now they know that, and now whites know that too. I think this is the beginning of the final stages of integration and peace between at least those two races. Of course there will always be those who refuse to move forward and continue to hate like our friend RomanCollar, but now hopefully they will be the true minority.

NintendrCkolc

ACTUALLY that black man really can go to college. Part of obamas plan offers college money for joining community or armed services.

RomanClock

Quote from: COUSIN SKEETER;1441929ACTUALLY that black man really can go to college. Part of obamas plan offers college money for joining community or armed services.

Look! Obama is promising something ALREADY available!
lemayo lol :soups:

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Flux;1441840Possible that now he feels as though he really can make something of himself. This is a huge confidence booster for most of America, but African-Americans especially. I'm happy. I'm happy that now, things will feel more equal to everyone. If an African-American can be president, they can do anything. Now they know that, and now whites know that too. I think this is the beginning of the final stages of integration and peace between at least those two races. Of course there will always be those who refuse to move forward and continue to hate like our friend RomanCollar, but now hopefully they will be the true minority.
Was he really so stupid as to think he couldn't before? Blacks have been successful for decades now, why would he need this to realize this isn't the 1960's anymore?

Maltese

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442027Was he really so stupid as to think he couldn't before? Blacks have been successful for decades now, why would he need this to realize this isn't the 1960's anymore?

as much as society as a whole moves forwards, the republican party moves backwards.

in the next election, I wouldn't be surprised if sarah palin went on the ballot supporting segregation.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Maltese;1442035as much as society as a whole moves forwards, the republican party moves backwards.

in the next election, I wouldn't be surprised if sarah palin went on the ballot supporting segregation.
Wow. Just wow.

frozennn

Quote from: CadillacClock;1442055http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/presidents.jpg
Notice that after bush there's just a black void. This is not a coincidence.
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PirateClock

it's all the fault of the black Zionists.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Marlin Clock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1442055There's a glass wall. You can deny it and say that woman and minorities are all equal but it's just not true. It probably never will be either.

http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/presidents.jpg

It might not have been the 1960's but that list looks pretty bleak for minorities all the way up until yesterday.
How is oppression only cast by how are presidents are? We have people of all races, men and women, who have made their mark in America as CEO's or congressmen or governors. I don't know what you think of America but it's not filled with a bunch of redneck racists anymore.

There is nothing to prevent one's rise but their own ambition.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1441823demonifying the opposite party

:(

Republicans do that whether they win or not. _poogle_

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442027Was he really so stupid as to think he couldn't before? Blacks have been successful for decades now, why would he need this to realize this isn't the 1960's anymore?

Because the highest of the high have always been white. Always. Despite how high up black people could get, there was always a white person above them until yesterday. Which was terrible and I'm happy it's over with now. I'm glad that on January 20th, 2009 there will no longer be a rich old white guy in the oval office. I'm about tired of them.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Flux;1442123Because the highest of the high have always been white. Always. Despite how high up black people could get, there was always a white person above them until yesterday. Which was terrible and I'm happy it's over with now. I'm glad that on January 20th, 2009 there will no longer be a rich old white guy in the oval office. I'm about tired of them.
Yeah because Abraham Lincoln was soooooooooo rich.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442136Yeah because Abraham Lincoln was soooooooooo rich.

He was the closest thing we could get to a black President during slave times.

Maltese

Quote from: Maltese;1442035as much as society as a whole moves forwards, the republican party moves backwards.

in the next election, I wouldn't be surprised if sarah palin went on the ballot supporting segregation.

before WWII, the only thing the republican party represented was a party that would stay at home, and help out the american people, and become isolationist, and stay out of the affairs of other nations, which they had so criticized the british empire for doing.

now, the republican party is intent on helping only the wealthy, running on a purely religious campaign, while attempting to police the world