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Do you have any good ideas for a movie?

Farted by WobbuffetClock, November 27, 2008, 10:33:48 PM

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WobbuffetClock

I'd like to make a flash movie, but I can't think of any good ideas for one. So if you have an idea for a movie, post it here and then I might make it.
flash rules everything around me, f.r.e.a.m.??? get the fivens, portal portal spam, y\'all

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PolearmClock

Quote from: WalkieTalkieClock;1457500Gay clock sex orgy

Do it
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

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WobbuffetClock

Quote from: WalkieTalkieClock;1457500Gay clock sex orgy
I think I might make a movie on this subject. It would go like this: just a looping cartoon of a bunch of clocks having a gay clock orgy and there's like some IDM music playing in the background like akufen or autechre or something and the background is nothing but seizure-inducing flashing bright colors. Then maybe I'll actually submit it to Newgrounds. And then maybe it'll get blammed in two seconds.
flash rules everything around me, f.r.e.a.m.??? get the fivens, portal portal spam, y\'all

WalkieTalkieClock

Quote from: Bobomb;1457530And then maybe it'll get blammed in two seconds.

Then again... maybe not. :)


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WarCorrespondentClock

Do a story where 2 straight clocks are ostracised by the gay clock community.
 
We could call it Clockback Mountain.

poopbutt

Quote from: Bobomb;1457457I'd like to make a flash movie, but I can't think of any good ideas for one. So if you have an idea for a movie, post it here and then I might make it.
I'd be willing to write you something. Idea idea. Well you could make a christmas and Hanukkah flash email me jesse_dude7@yahoo.com or newgrounds pm me BostonClock
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GreyClock

Quote from: Bobomb;1457530I think I might make a movie on this subject. It would go like this: just a looping cartoon of a bunch of clocks having a gay clock orgy and there's like some IDM music playing in the background like akufen or autechre or something and the background is nothing but seizure-inducing flashing bright colors. Then maybe I'll actually submit it to Newgrounds. And then maybe it'll get blammed in two seconds.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/395555

Slash

A pirateclown with a machinegun as arm in an epic quest for true love with a transsexual mermaid.
There you go, a good idea, thread over.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


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Quote from: GreyClock;1457657http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/395555

the most awesome thing about this thatr people still mad at it at an almost daily basis.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: SCSP;1459491the most awesome thing about this thatr people still mad at it at an almost daily basis.

And they somehow think they can blam it a year past judgment.

GearBoxClock

How about 3 straight minutes of explosions?

SnakeClock

How about a movie about the lives of a man named Craig Schwartz (John Cusack), an unsuccessful puppeteer involved in a forlorn marriage with his pet-obsessed wife Lotte (Cameron Diaz).
Persuaded by his wife to get a job, Schwartz begins to work as a filing clerk for a fictional company named LesterCorp at their offices in the Mertin Flemmer building in Manhattan. Lestercorp's offices are located on floor 7½ — wedged between the seventh and eighth floors. The ceilings are so low the employees cannot stand upright. "Low overhead," Schwartz's boss Dr. Lester (Orson Bean) quips, while an educational film about LesterCorp teaches about the supposed origins of the low ceilings: the founder of LesterCorp was in love with a dwarf woman, married her and suited the ceilings to her needs. After a short while Schwartz discovers a mysterious portal in a wall, which when entered transports him into the consciousness of actor John Horatio Malkovich (the actor's real middle name is Gavin) — allowing him to observe the world through the eyes of his host for about 15 minutes before being thrown into a ditch adjacent to the New Jersey Turnpike. The puppeteer demonstrates his discovery to Maxine (Catherine Keener), a co-worker with whom he is obsessively infatuated; shortly, she takes control and proposes the two form a business to sell the experience of being John Malkovich at $200 a pop.
After Lotte persuades Schwartz and Maxine to let her (Lotte) try being Malkovich, Lotte becomes obsessed with the experience (seeing it as her realization as a transgender), wanting to return to Malkovich's mind immediately. Lotte enters Malkovich again while Craig is at home reading Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard. Knowing that Lotte is inside Malkovich, Maxine calls and arranges to have dinner with him that evening, posing as a starstruck fan. Lotte covertly returns to the portal that night and finds herself deeply attracted to Maxine, which results in Lotte inviting Maxine to dinner. Maxine refuses both Craig's and Lotte's advances and reveals that she is not remotely interested in Craig, but is attracted to Lotte when she can sense Lotte inside Malkovich's mind. The pair agree to meet again in this fashion, and Maxine meets and then makes love to Malkovich as soon as she realizes that Lotte is present in his consciousness.
Forsaken by the two women, Schwartz realizes the only way he will be able to get close to Maxine is by pretending to be Lotte in Malkovich's body. He forces his wife at gun point to call Maxine and arrange another meeting as Malkovich before tying her in a cage with her pet chimpanzee Elijah. Maxine seduces Malkovich again, thinking that Lotte is in his mind, but actually it is Schwartz, who discovers this time that he is not a mere passive observer — he can actually manipulate and control Malkovich's body too, as though Malkovich were one of Schwartz's puppets.
Malkovich becomes paranoid that he is being controlled by a supernatural force and, after consulting his friend (a double cameo appearance by Charlie Sheen), comes to believe that Maxine is a witch. He follows her to the Mertin Flemmer Building where he discovers J.M., Inc.—the company Schwartz and Maxine set up to sell the experience of being Malkovich. He enters his own portal, which manifests itself as a world where everyone (male or female) has his head and can only say the word “Malkovich.” He is then thrown into the turnpike. Schwartz meets the severely frightened Malkovich there and Malkovich orders him to close the portal, using legal threats. Schwartz ignores him and again forces Lotte to arrange a meeting between Maxine and Malkovich.
After Schwartz leaves to enter Malkovich, Lotte's chimp is inspired to untie her, recalling a childhood memory when he and his parents were captured in the jungle and he tried in vain to untie his father. After the escape, Lotte is then able to call Maxine and inform her of Schwartz's deceit. Surprisingly, Maxine tells Lotte that she was also aroused by Schwartz and that she will still be going to meet Malkovich with Schwartz, who is inside him.
Lotte goes to see Lester, Schwartz's boss, who reveals to her that he is actually the founder of LesterCorp and as such, has known about the portal for many years and has in fact used it on several occasions in order to live forever in the body of hosts like Malkovich. He has been monitoring Malkovich from a young age and plans to enter his body when it becomes ripe at age 44, along with several of his close friends, and then, they will be able to control it in the way Schwartz has been controlling it. Lester also explains to Lotte that after midnight on the day the host becomes ripe, the portal will move to the next host candidate and that anyone entering after midnight will become trapped in the new host, whose very young subconscious will be powerful enough to overpower whoever has entered the portal. Lotte explains that Schwartz is controlling Malkovich and Lester believes he will be too powerful to remove.
This time when Maxine arrives at Malkovich's apartment Schwartz is able to take total control of his body and the pair make love before deciding that Schwartz will remain inside Malkovich permanently. Schwartz begins to control Malkovich and, as the story jumps forward eight months, we find that he has reinvented himself as the most successful puppeteer the world has ever seen, helping to revitalize the medium. It is disclosed that he has become married to Maxine, but that the two are becoming increasingly distant, and that this distance has been growing as Maxine's now eight month pregnancy has progressed.
Meanwhile, Lester and his cohorts have captured Maxine, and call Malkovich to tell Schwartz they will kill her if he does not leave Malkovich's body. Schwartz refuses to leave Malkovich, saying that if he does, his puppet career will be over and all that he gained will be for nothing. Meanwhile, Lotte decides to kill Maxine herself, believing that she is the source of all her problems. Maxine runs away and hides in Malkovich's portal, but is found by Lotte. Both of them fall into Malkovich's subconscious, where they run through Malkovich's suppressed memories. Eventually, they land at the New Jersey Turnpike, where Maxine reveals to Lotte that Lotte impregnated her while she was in Malkovich.
After getting into a fight in a bar, Schwartz reluctantly leaves Malkovich and Lester and his friends are able to enter his body in time to take it over. Maxine and Lotte fall in love when Maxine reveals that she has had feelings for her since she and Malkovich first had sex, and that she is carrying the baby of Malkovich from when Lotte was inside him. Upon Schwartz leaving, Malkovich immediately realizes he is himself once again. This is short-lived, however, as Lester and his cohorts successfully enter into the portal before midnight.
Seven years later, Malkovich is shown to be married to Florence, who served as Dr. Lester's hard-of-hearing secretary. At present, Charlie Sheen is paying him a visit, to which Malkovich reveals the next host for the group to live in: Emily, Maxine's child. Schwartz had become distraught when he found out that Maxine and Lotte were in love, and rushed back to the portal to attempt to re-enter Malkovich, but it was after midnight. In a cruel twist ending, we see that he is trapped in the body of the next host, Emily. Suppressed by the host's subconscious he is unable to do anything but watch Maxine and Lotte live happily ever after through the eyes of their child.

TapedeckClock

make a movie and entitle it "VIKING CLOCKS"
and make it about viking clocks having gay sex on their ship.
WWWWWWWWWW

Beret



Al Sharpton ☻

Make a Clock movie where they try to teach tankmen how to not talk about dicks all the time.
Know to not be funny. Haha