Two Man Internet Band - Merry Fuckin' Christmas

[WalkieTalkieClock]

Hello everyone. Me and my friend Andréas have been making songs together for years. We sort of parody genres and themes together (children's songs and pirates, ballads, etc)... In this case Rap and Christmas. Hmm...

Anyways, here's our creation. Enjoy.

LINK - Sorry, Lo Fi only. =/

LYRICS:

Miseltoe, candy, on the tree
Santa coming down the chimney
With some shit for me

Cookies on a plate
Milk in a glass
If the old man's late
He'd better watch his ass

Last year my granny bought me a gun
She wrapped it up in ribbons and she said (have fun)
Well I took that advice
And Santa - I'm not nice
So don't fuck with me
'less you wanna taste my fury!

(Yeah!)
Bitch!

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Rudolph is my homie
With his glowin' nose
When I take him out, it's blingtime
(We get all the hoes)

Frosty the snowman
Smokin' corncob bowls
With his button nose...
And his eyes are black as coals

Santa and his elves they're
From the North Pole
Where the bitches is icy
And the cold winds blow

(Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!)

Yeeeeeah!
That's right, bitch!

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Well we're...
Dashin' through the snow
In my mercedes benz
The cops cant catch us
('Cause I got the reins)

Santa's in pursuit
'Cause I took his loot
He's got his glock out
And he's liable to shoot
(Boom)

We better make it quick
Lick my candy stick
I'll give you applause,
Thanks Mrs. Clause!

I hear Santa screamin'
But I cant hear his yells
Mrs. Clause and me are busy
With my jingle bells!

Yeah...
That's right,
She's a hoe hoe hoe...

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Yeah!
Yeah!

Word to your mother!

[splatter]

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.
I enjoyed that a lot, actually. Great job man.

[WalkieTalkieClock]

Thanks.

[catclock]

That was pretty neat! The voice is kind of low and drony should be louder imho! =w=d

[DiscoBallClock]

It was nice, but the metric's a little flawed.

[WalkieTalkieClock]

That was pretty neat! The voice is kind of low and drony should be louder imho! =w=d

I agree completely. We may fix this problem and rerelease it, but that seems unlikely. :/