Childhood Misconceptions

[BlueGasMask]

ANYWHO...

When I was year 4 I ate lots of fatty and sugary foods because my friend of the same age was 54KG. I later realised that he was heavier than most year fours.

Also:

Childhood naivete ≠ political thread

Right on. Although it was my fault for asking what a conservative was really.

[RomanClock]

Nope, the opposite of being conservative is being progressive.
(actually conservatism is more of a path between progressive and reactionary,  thus making  reactionary the true opposite of progressive.)
The opposite of liberalism is socialism.

Don't try and be smart. Liberals are progressive and conservatives are traditional. Google can probably point you in the right direction.

In reality though, its actually defined geo-politically.

[BlueGasMask]

ANYWHO...

I used to think you could tell what someone thought of you just by looking at them.

[Slash]

Don't try and be smart. Liberals are progressive and conservatives are traditional. Google can probably point you in the right direction.

In reality though, its actually defined geo-politically.

Liberals are progressive as long as you're not a liberal country, once you're a liberal country it becomes conservative and socialism becomes progressive

[BlueGasMask]

ANYWHO...

I thought that you didn't move, everything else moved for you.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

NEAT ACTIONSCRIPT STUFF FUCK YOU LIBERAL SCUM

I AM A SALMON

Will you two stop ruining my thread plz.

[BlueGasMask]

ANYWHO...

I thought that anyone could enter gymnastics because it was walking, jumping and spinning.

I failed miserably.

[FlossClock]

My brother once convinced me that if you cried to much you would die, which scared me a lot so I started crying, which scared me even more, so I cried more, so I got more scared.... it was a vicious cycle.

[BlueGasMask]

My brother once convinced me that if you cried to much you would die, which scared me a lot so I started crying, which scared me even more, so I cried more, so I got more scared.... it was a vicious cycle.

Wow, he must feel awful proud of himself now whenever he remembers that.

[FlossClock]

Wow, he must feel awful proud of himself now whenever he remembers that.

Hes 21 now and still finds the whole ordeal hilarious.

[BlueGasMask]

Hes 21 now and still finds the whole ordeal hilarious.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I would give him a high-five. I would give him one ten times.

Just ten? Something of this magnitude requires sixteen high fives and a brofist.

[TequilaClock]

I used to think Santa was my dad.

I mean like, LITERALLY my dad.

• He was fat
• pretty old for a child's father
• ate a lot of sweets
• and the main clue was once I saw a Santa note replying me for some chocolate and milk I left on christmas night with the same script as him

I was feeling like an AWESOME kid then. I told my early middle school peeps stuff like "yo guys, I got proof my dad IS Santa" B)

(Though, I am not sure if its valid in this thread)

[Kombucha]

One night Tequila's father sneaked into my house, I called the police and told them to deport him but he got away.

[TequilaClock]

One night Tequila's father sneaked into my house, I called the police and told them to deport him but he got away.

Yeah he doesn't like to visit FAGS

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

One night Tequila's father sneaked into my house, I called the police and told them to deport him but he got away.

His dad was hassling me for money in front of the grocery store, I told him to get a job or go back to cuba

[Bigglesnoots]

Don't try and be smart. Liberals are progressive and conservatives are traditional.

apples are round and bananas are long, therefore, every round object is an apple and every long object is a banana.

[AlbinoClock]

Tequila, your Dad was Santa. So was mine. That's how it works.

[Al Sharpton ☻]

I got the words accident and purpose mixed up so when I did something on accident I told people I did it on purpose and they thought I was some kind of physco.

[CelticKnotClock]

apples are round and bananas are long, therefore, every round object is an apple and every long object is a banana.

I laughed so hard.
brilliant.