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I need a wallet.

Farted by MarshmallowClock, December 14, 2008, 11:46:15 PM

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MarshmallowClock

something that is functionally nice and appealing to the eyes.

any recommendations? i don't know where to look

Solenoidclock

Kill a rattlesnake and make one yourself.
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Maltese

go to a men's store, and buy a leather wallet, done.

Solenoidclock

Stafford is a really good brand if you're indecisive. Just get a simple leather one so you can sit on it comfortably.
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einsteinclock

real men dont need wallets
If your father and his wife have a daughter, she is your sister. You must not have sexual relations with her.

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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: einsteinclock;1470679real men dont need wallets
:this:
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DiscoBallClock

Quote from: einsteinclock;1470679real men dont need wallets
Oh sure, I'm gonna carry a 200 dollar bill in my back pocket.

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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1470956a 200 dollar bill
wut
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1470958you're doing it anyways. an extra half inch of leather doesnt change that
Would you carry your cards, coins, and bills in your pants? What if you put them in the washing machine and you forget to take out your stuff?

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BluezombieClock

I dunno, go to a store where you buy your certain brand of clothes and you'll find wallets from the same brands.
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RomanClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1470985you can just as easily forget to take out your wallet before washing them.

Only if you're stupid :\ You can easily tell if there is a wallet in your pants.
lemayo lol :soups:

Thor

If you get a wallet get a leather one or you're a fag. Fake leather is fine too. Any other details of it are unimportant.
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TequilaClock

I have wanted to have a leather wallet with a hylian crest burned in it.



Because I am a fag like that

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1471014yea, but you'd have to be stupid in the first place to not check all your pockets before dumping clothes in the washer
Yes, but if you have lots of coins and other stuff in your pockets, you'd take ages to take them all out. If you had a wallet, everything would go out easily.

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A wallet like this is what you need go buy one.

RomanClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1471014yea, but you'd have to be stupid in the first place to not check all your pockets before dumping clothes in the washer

Yes, but its more stupid not to notice a giant wallet then a few pieces of change :)
lemayo lol :soups:

RomanClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1471057wallet bulge is not as noticeable when you arent wearing the pants

I dunno, is it a skill to be able to weigh things? Because I can usually tell when something doesn't weigh right.
lemayo lol :soups: