Clock Crew I demand an explanation

[TeddyBear]

http://www.hoodthong.com/

What in the hell is this and why?

[Slash]

It's a hoodthong, duh

[TeddyBear]

That doesn't explain why.

[zl]

That doesn't explain why.

Because it's there

[Slash]

It makes raping a walk through the park, all you do is pull the cords to ensare her face, and then you only have one layer to get to the goods.

[TeddyBear]

Because it's there

Well damn, that explains everything.

My life has new perspective!

[Fireman]

why not?

[TeddyBear]

why not?

Because I can't figure out any other reason besides wanting to go for a jog at night in a boulder filled area for this thing's existence.

Obviously that's what the reflective material on the front is for.

[Marlin Clock]

What I want to know is how you put that thing on.

[zl]

What I want to know is how you put that thing on.

you put it on when you're young and grow into it

[TeddyBear]

What I want to know is how you put that thing on.

You could find out in later 2009, apparently a male version is coming out then.

[Marlin Clock]

I'm guessing it just demands that you put it through one leg and put it around one arm or something.

Still, utterly pointless indeed.

[TeddyBear]

ah the future looks bright

Because in 2009 you too can get you very own Hooded Man Thong!

[SnakeClock]

Hood Thong: When the sling bikini just isn't enough!

[patriotclock]

a hood and thong combined what are you I'm a edgy teen

[miracle fruit]

i dont know what it is but i like it

[BluezombieClock]

Okay, yeah... Is this really the future we've all envisioned?

[SilverClock]

The future is lookin' damn sexy.

[Asshatclock]

I'd wear one.

[einsteinclock]

such innovation, i give it two thumbs up