Bought some new shades

[AbsintheClock]

My sunglasses shield me from getting testicular cancer, and it allows me to control the fourth dimension.

[BluezombieClock]

They'll tell you anything to get you to buy the expensive glasses!

As an ex-salesman, I know that you are NOT allowed to lie to the customer about any of the products or it's manufacturing. You can lie about some things like 'Yes maam, these glasses look great on you!' But you can't say: Yes, these glasses are made from invincible moon rocks, catch my drift?

[Sombra]

My sunglasses shield me from getting testicular cancer, and it allows me to control the fourth dimension.

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[GingeraleClock]

It's worth it when the girls come and are all like 'Oh wow, are those real MJ's?!'

+ Style points ftw

Buying expensive clothing does not equate to style. You could spend all the money in the world and still dress like a fool. On the other hand, you could walk out of an army surplus and look better than a king. What you're referring to isn't style, it's materialism. You don't have style.

[BluezombieClock]

Buying expensive clothing does not equate to style. You could spend all the money in the world in fashion and still look like a fool. On the other hand, you could walk out of an army surplus and look better than a king. You don't have style.

Actually, I do have style. Sorry man. I buy the big brands, but I match them. I don't buy shirts and pants seperately, if i buy a shirt, I say: Ok, which pants would go with these?

It's about creating your shell of confidence. It's an illusion that people are drawn to. Also, if you'd know me in real life, you'd be my friend. I don't know many people who aren't my friends except the ones i don't pay attention to.

[FileCabinetClock]

As an ex-salesman, I know that you are NOT allowed to lie to the customer about any of the products or it's manufacturing. You can lie about some things like 'Yes maam, these glasses look great on you!' But you can't say: Yes, these glasses are made from invincible moon rocks, catch my drift?

As a faggot, I can tell you with quite a lot of confidence that you are one.

[GingeraleClock]

It's about creating your shell of confidence.

Well, to be fair, who needs any additions when you're naturally beautiful.

[DNAClock]

Goldmine, this guy is an idiot.

[TruncheonClock]

Well, to be fair, who needs any additions when you're naturally beautiful.

D'Awwwwww

[BluezombieClock]

BlueZombie, I will fight you to the death to prove that my Kenneth Cole sunglasses are better than yours.

Let's go, bro

I will beat my glasses up as you beat yours up. I'm sure mine is much more resistant than yours, given the hard and expensive materials used in mine. The brand name also gives it +12 defense

Well, to be fair, who needs any additions when you're naturally beautiful.

Of course. That's the major role in everything. All this stuff is just the cherry on top.

[SnakeClock]

Well we all know how much bassists rock stars love attention...

[BluezombieClock]

I'll break mine and stab you with the jagged edges. Yours can't do that because they're too resistant and therefore they become your downfall


u got pwnt

That proves that I win. You glasses are not better than mine because they break. They're not glasses anymore, just pieces of plastic.

[FileCabinetClock]

dammnnnnn is it getting hot in here

[ActionClock]

You can't wear your sunglasses when I cut your ears off with my broken sunglasses!

In yo FACE

Snap!

[SnakeClock]

That proves that I win. You glasses are not better than mine because they break. They're not glasses anymore, just pieces of plastic.

$300 piece of plastic?

[BluezombieClock]

You can't wear your sunglasses when I cut your ears off with my broken sunglasses!

In yo FACE

I might as well use my fists if you're going to use your body to win this over.

I forgot this is the internet tho, so no contact permitted. Lawl.

[SnakeClock]

So you're a woman?

[FileCabinetClock]

So you're a woman?

you got schooled bitch

[BluezombieClock]

$300 piece of plastic?

300$ pieces of; and I quote:

three rare earth elements, nickel, zinc, silver, cellulose acetate

[SnakeClock]

Johnny Depp doesn't count. He's too yummy.

Fine.