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Farted by AbsintheClock, January 25, 2009, 05:50:22 PM

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AbsintheClock

It gives me something to play with in public without getting arrested.

iced tea clock


I got rid of mine a year ago.


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


Kombucha


The Beatles

hair only seems to grow on my neck , no where else. But my dad had a killer beard.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I grow pubes on my face and long silken sparkling hair on my balls.

K3LTR0N

Quote from: The Beatles;1506553hair only seems to grow on my neck , no where else. But my dad had a killer beard.
neckbeard.


miracle fruit

grow a fuckin neckbeard

The Beatles

Yeah , I wish there was no such thing as a neck beard's.

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Neckbeards suck as much as the hair in your asshole

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1506551
Dude your eyes are just like a friend of mine's.

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Joey 39592;1506780Neckbeards suck as much as the hair in your asshole
Dude, there is nothing worse than the hair around your asshole. If I could choose one part of my body to never have hair again it'd be that.

Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1506781I don't even want to think of how much anus stubble would suck.
Or anus razor burn. Crikey.
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1506782Crap, nicked my anus.

Just gonna shove that styptic pencil right on up there.
Imagine getting it waxed and having ingrown hairs all around it.

Quote from: DiscoFunkClock;1506814Dude your eyes are just like a friend of mine's.

Absinthe and I do look kinda similar in that picture now that I think about it.

The Beatles

Moral of this thread, fuck neck beards.

K3LTR0N

josh from drake and josh has a neck beard


GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1507136Dude, there is nothing worse than the hair around your asshole. If I could choose one part of my body to never have hair again it'd be that.



Imagine getting it waxed and having ingrown hairs all around it.



Oh man my friend actually did get it waxed but it turned out good
still fucked up though
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DiscoBallClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1507136Absinthe and I do look kinda similar in that picture now that I think about it.
Yeah, Absinthe told me over AIM it was him...still looks like a friend of mine though.

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1507528No I don't wanna

DO IT OR I'LL SCREAM

TomatoClock

absolute utter tomfoolery.
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