Thinking of buying a Trabant 601

TremcladClock · January 26, 2009, 05:02:06 PM

I've always wanted one.

In addition to being awesome relics of Communist Germany, you can buy one for about â,¬200 ($263), they can travel about 400km (248 mi) on a single tank of petrol and they'll never rust, because their bodies are made from cotton waste and paper mill rubbish. They also have a top speed of about 112 km/h (70 mph), which makes them cheap to insure.

Thor · January 26, 2009, 05:03:39 PM

Fuck yeah, I need to get me one of those.

Loki Clock · January 26, 2009, 05:03:40 PM

Lightning bolt.

BreadfruitClock · January 26, 2009, 05:06:20 PM

it aint easy on the eyes but go for it

Thor · January 26, 2009, 05:08:45 PM

Quote from: BreadfruitClock;1506956it aint easy on the eyes but go for it

You're nuts. It's got that 50s cold war style to it.

TremcladClock · January 26, 2009, 05:09:11 PM

Quote from: BreadfruitClock;1506956it aint easy on the eyes but go for it

I'm quite partial to the design, actually.

Chalk Clock · January 26, 2009, 05:09:27 PM

all that and its only going to cost you $263? wow. that's a great frigin car.

Thor · January 26, 2009, 05:10:40 PM

[QUOTE="Wikidywakidypedia]The lifespan of an average Trabant was 28 years.[/QUOTE]lolwut

Kodiakclock · January 26, 2009, 05:11:58 PM

say ladies wanna go for a spin in my piece of shit

DiscoBallClock · January 26, 2009, 05:12:53 PM

Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1506963say ladies wanna go for a spin in my piece of shit

I hope you're trolling.

Chalk Clock · January 26, 2009, 05:13:34 PM

Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1506963say ladies wanna go for a spin in my piece of shit

naw man. chicks dig a guy who doesn't feel the need to compensate.

Kodiakclock · January 26, 2009, 05:15:47 PM

its a shiteswagon

TremcladClock · January 26, 2009, 05:16:16 PM

Quote from: ChalkberryClock;1506960all that and its only going to cost you $263? wow. that's a great frigin car.

With a ridiculously long lifespan and minuscule price, the Trabant is a direct contradiction to the capitalist manufacturers of disposable automobiles in the west.

Thor · January 26, 2009, 05:16:23 PM

Quote from: ChalkberryClock;1506969naw man. chicks dig a guy who doesn't feel the need to compensate.

NOT TRUE. CHICKS DIG ALPHA MALES. ALPHA MALES LIKE ME. WE DRIVE BIG CARS AND BREAK RULES. RAAAAAAAAAW. BRB GOING TO GO DRIVE TO THE BATHROOM IN MY HUMVEE TO TAKE A SHIT.

Kodiakclock · January 26, 2009, 05:16:40 PM

now the dodge ram now thats a vehicle

Marlin Clock · January 26, 2009, 05:16:46 PM

You can get away with that thing outside of America.

Chalk Clock · January 26, 2009, 05:16:56 PM

Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1506973its a shiteswagon

can't you see that its grinning? how awesome is that?

Kodiakclock · January 26, 2009, 05:18:11 PM

Quote from: ChalkberryClock;1506980can't you see that its grinning? how awesome is that?

its communist so its forced to smile or else

Chalk Clock · January 26, 2009, 05:18:52 PM

Quote from: TremcladClock;1506975With a ridiculously long lifespan and minuscule price, the Trabant is a direct contradiction to the capitalist manufacturers of disposable automobiles in the west.

i wonder how much it would cost to get one exported, the wheel is already on the right(meaning left) side.

PirateClock · January 26, 2009, 05:19:50 PM

the Trabant 601 is a remnant from the DDR, communist Germany, not Nazi Germany.

edit: oh that's what you said lol, i thought you said Nazi Germany for whatever reason. Must be cause that's what i always call Germany in my head.

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