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Farted by buttplug, February 06, 2009, 11:02:18 PM

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buttplug

Getting some midnight texas hots. I will report back after my mission is complete.

BreadfruitClock

reporting in

whats your status

RocketFetus

Now everybody wants this thick afro body but I blow dry that hair and never let it down.

peyoteclock


BreadfruitClock

Quote from: peyote;1515906googling texas hot
did

i think its some sort of food

BreadfruitClock

but not sure

someone get back to me on that before he returns

TwistClock

Status out.

Goodluck on your mission, sir.
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#7
Men, I am going an a particularly dangerous mission. I will be behind enemy lines in the dangerous foriegn land of "the kitchen". I am to retrieve a bag of sunchips and smuggle it back to the couch, I don't know if I'm going to make it back, so if I don't, tell my wife I said to clean my pants.


EDIT: This is a Texas Hot?



It has pubes on it, you're eating pubedogs.

SpinningCubeClock

pubedogs sound goooood.
hello

Safe___Clock

FOLLOW MY LEAD

WE HAVE A 6-11

Beret

bububububububu
 
AIRWAVES FUCKUP

buttplug

CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.

The place was closed, as in they don't have a location there anymore. I got a Slurpee at 7/11 instead, but it wasn't the same. Also you haven't lived till you have eaten a hotdog with texas hot sauce.

Loki Clock

What the fuck is Texas hot sauce?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Loki Klokka;1516120What the fuck is Texas hot sauce?

Pubes apparently.

Safe___Clock

its hotsauce

for squares

buttplug

Its like ground beef in spicy gravy I guess. You put it on hotdogs with onions and mustard and when you eat it you jizz in your pants.

HotPocketClock

Texas hot?

 Sounds sexual.

PowerGloveClock

i want to be a hot dog
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buttplug

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1516385i want to be a hot dog

Do it, its a great feeling!

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