gary brolsma tank n spank

[RobClock]

To piggyback on what pcat is saying; I am always willing to donate money towards keeping the CC around.

[PhantomCatClock]

I remember hearing that you couldn't get through the H2G2 game without the Babel fish, but it'd let you keep playing if you missed it, you were just fucked like right before the end of the game. Downloaded it, started it, got the Babel fish (it's like in the first fifteen minutes), then felt so satisfied I just stopped and didn't ever actually play the rest of the game.

Also, I got that Sierra Humble Bundle, too. Gonna play the FUCK outta them on my new computer which I SHOULD BE ABLE TO ORDER THIS THURSDAY WOOOOOO

[d u m p y]

ive only seen little bits of Community and yet i'm pretty sure it's complete shit

[Slurpee]

you're a continuing charm

[d u m p y]

Ya just can't stay mad at me! 

[pop-tart]

Old people can get away with anything.

I work in a hypermarket store (grocery + general merch) and I'm passing through the beer aisle at the end of my shift to grab a tall boy and Abbie (30-something-year-old) and Nick (dude gotta be 80 or 90) are fillin' the shelves.

Chris the grocery team lead comes thru the aisle to check their progress and Nick asks him "what do you need me to do after this?" Chris answers "liquor holes... fill em."

Nick, swear to God, looks at Abbie and says "maybe I should buy her dinner first?"

[d u m p y]

man that's fucking classic

[AlbinoClock]

Imma choke Dumpster with Dan Harmon's cock. Y/N?

[d u m p y]

Can't choke someone with something that small man

[PhantomCatClock]

liam nieson's cock then

[PhantomCatClock]

I wish that song wasn't so catchy :T

[Slurpee]

Can't choke someone with something that small man

HAH! how would you know his dick is little if you don't follow HarmonTown?

[Slurpee]

Old people can get away with anything.

I work in a hypermarket store (grocery + general merch) and I'm passing through the beer aisle at the end of my shift to grab a tall boy and Abbie (30-something-year-old) and Nick (dude gotta be 80 or 90) are fillin' the shelves.

Chris the grocery team lead comes thru the aisle to check their progress and Nick asks him "what do you need me to do after this?" Chris answers "liquor holes... fill em."

Nick, swear to God, looks at Abbie and says "maybe I should buy her dinner first?"

okay, so one time one of the guys in the meat department came into the office in the early morning, when I was in there making copies of the call sheet. older guy, name of George, talks exactly like H. Jon Benjamin, and every ounce the person that you would expect from a middle aged butcher with H. Jon Benjamin's voice. coming into the office in the early morning is pretty much your only window to request anything special with your schedule, so it's nothing unusual.
he comes in and says to the assistant manager, very somber and serious, "I have to take some time off in a couple weeks."
she says okay, when and why, etc.
he gives her a timeframe, says it's medical, "Yeah, I'm gonna be recovering from surgery."
she says, concerned, "Why, what's wrong?"
he waves it off, "Ahh, nothing, it's just my back was hurting, you know? So I asked the doctor, and he said I was gonna need surgery to fix it."
"Oh my gosh."
"Yeah. Says it's from all the weight I'm carrying around" and George is not like an out of shape dude, and he's not working stock
so she asks, "Extra weight?"
and George goes, "Yeah, the doctor says my nuts are too big"

[PhantomCatClock]

are you sure he reminds you of h. john benjamin? because that sounded macho man randy savage

[PhantomCatClock]

two sentence horror story



BB10 has been banned from the CC. I tab over to newgrounds to see that I have a new message.

[Kodiakclock]

The real reason you can't choke dumpsterclock with cock is because you can't choke dumpsterclock with cock. He is a pro. 

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

a pro at choking on cock do ho ho ho

[miracle fruit]

i just hope we have a good day today without any problems

[PhantomCatClock]

So, you classless chumba wumbas have until my new computer arrives to give it a better name than Fleetwood iMac.



In related news, MFC really is just better than the rest of us.

[d u m p y]

i just hope we have a good day today without any problems

Do you think I'll ruin it with my bad attitude?