whole foods market

[BilliardBall10]

If we're going to be that specific, you're not my friend

oh dear, my worst fear has been confirmed. :'(

[PhantomCatClock]

oh but what about a female centaur? they can't masturbate, plus I already have the legal pronouns for it

[PhantomCatClock]

would anyone be weirded out if I bought a dude horse though

[PhantomCatClock]

that second post took it a little too far even for me

[miracle fruit]

,[u2]1DRT9l1GtQE[/u2]

[Slurpee]

[PhantomCatClock]

42

[BilliardBall10]

42

the answer to life, the universe, and everything in between!
-king zaphod beeblebrox

[PhantomCatClock]

bargingo.com

[BilliardBall10]

so, a while ago, some people were talking about yoyo's, and i wanted to say that i have this cool yoyo that is very nifty, easy to use, and i can do many tricks with it.

here it is:


do you yoyo-playas like it? y/n?

[PhantomCatClock]

I don't think I'd trust MYY to make a plastic yoyo. Their metal ones are hit-or-miss enough



then again, it's probably like $2.50 so why not

[BilliardBall10]

it was cheap and i can do tricks with it, so its fine by me.

[PhantomCatClock]

oh, 2a

How adjustable is this adjustable gap? Like does it affect the responsiveness? I want better 2a yoyos but I ain't want that shit for just 2a WHAT I LOOK LIKE, A SHINJI SAITO



oh gross, starbursts, nevermind

[BilliardBall10]

mine's a D1

its safe to assume that A1 is the top-tier yoyo category, and F5 the worst one, am i right?

[Slurpee]

f5 is brock lesnar' finishing move

wapow! lights out sucka

[PhantomCatClock]

D1 is a 2a yoyo, D1's just the name (MagicYoYo names theirs like thatâ€"I have a n8, n9 (which sucks tbh), n11, and MY PRIDE AND JOY the m06 which might actually be the best one they make)

but yeah, that's just how that company names their yoyos. A letter for what like general line it is and a number for that specific model. 2a is the universal name for looping tricks, I was axxin' how the MYY D1's "AdJuStAbLe AxLe" felt since I hope to be a beautiful 3a butterfly some day (though I guess I'd want a flared shape for that since 3a is string trixx with two yoyos)



would recommend the N8 for when you're ready for unresponsive. It's got slight vibe and it'd be a piece of shit if it costed $40, but it's like $10 so all things considered it's kind of amazing. MagicYoYo isn't exactly known for making top of the line yoyos but damned if they aren't the best in their price range

[PhantomCatClock]

except the n9 which genuinely sucks out of the box but if you put a better bearing in it, get a longer axle, and replace the weird ass c-stacks with hubstacks or rice stacks it's dece


just like, don't unless you already have all that shit lying around

[PhantomCatClock]

OH AND A T1 which is beautiful but also my first 4a yoyo so I tried for like thirty minutes then gave up and never tried playing with it again


[/yoyo]

[Slurpee]

11 mind-blowing alternate theories about games, movies, and tv shows:

1) breaking bad was actually all in his head
2) observe and report was actually all in his head
3) radio flyer was actually all in his head
4) kick-ass was actually all in his head
5) shutter island was... oh, wait
6) jacob's ladder w- dang it. ok let me try again
7) st. elsewhere... fuck
8) american psycho... FUck
9) spec ops: the line FUCK
10) newhartFUCK
11) an incident at owl creek bridgeAAARGH

sorry buzzfeed I really blew it on this one ☹️

[miracle fruit]

8) american psycho... FUck

huh