is he dead yet

[VCRClock]

did Nelly ruin the completely normal thing to say "it's getting hot in here" permanently and irretrievably?

it's been 15 years and I can't even glance at those words without immediately following it up with... I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT. YOU ALREADY KNOW. it's not even a joke or a reference anymore, just an automatic behavior, like saying "god bless you" when somebody sneezes

I'd like to imagine a future after we start responding automatically to "it's getting hot in here," but just like "god bless you," "so take off all your clothes" becomes a phrase we say without thinking about what it means or where it came from

sort of the only reason you'd then be able to use that phrase in polite mixed company

[PhantomCatClock]

people died of overheating a lot back before climate change got fixed.

[miracle fruit]

stagg chili is ok but its like 5 bucks a can almost

[RobClock]

Man the last time I made popcorn I put it in the microwave for 2:30 and the bottom of the bag was filled with unpopped kernals, this time I put it on for 3:00 and the whole bag is fuckin' burned.

[PhantomCatClock]

set it to 3:00 at 90% power

[RobClock]

It’s too late now I’ve got no popcorn left

[GreyClock]

Goddamn, I shouldn't have badmouthed ghosts earlier: one of the books in my bookcase was sticking out! By like a solid inch!

[PhantomCatClock]

oh shit, now I definitely need to read the last page

[RobClock]

Goddamn, I shouldn't have badmouthed ghosts earlier: one of the books in my bookcase was sticking out! By like a solid inch!

[PhantomCatClock]

hmm, apparently I need to up my wget game if I want to crawl download images off of tumblrs

not that I'm doing that



but I noticed your Tumblr has a Phantom Cat and a PhantomCat tag just by some weird accident but also narcissism is one of the few tags that has multiple pages so I guess I am home

[RobClock]

hmm, apparently I need to up my wget game if I want to crawl download images off of tumblrs

not that I'm doing that



but I noticed your Tumblr has a Phantom Cat and a PhantomCat tag just by some weird accident but also narcissism is one of the few tags that has multiple pages so I guess I am home

Narcissism is the tag I use for RobClock drawings and generally any drawings I do of myself. Just as a bit of self awareness to how lame my clock name is. I tend to tag stuff in multiple ways so anyone who might be looking for it can find it- like I tag ‘StrawberryClock’ ‘Strawberry’ ‘Clock’ and ‘SBC’. Probably doesn’t help but whatever

[Slurpee]

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I'm laughing so hard

[PhantomCatClock]

what's your 40's-50's-60's nostalgia radio oc, slurpee? mine's a kingston trio but with a zorro mask

[Slurpee]

what's your 40's-50's-60's nostalgia radio oc, slurpee? mine's a kingston trio but with a zorro mask

nothing I can say would be as funny to me as The Big Weird Man right now, but my comedic instincts tell me to post The Gaylords the Hedgehog

[PhantomCatClock]

thanks i wanted you to tell me that mine and all my friends' fandom is a joke to you

[PhantomCatClock]

the gaylords the hedgehog is taken though

[PhantomCatClock]

i mean it isn't the clock crew, there can be two, it'd just be weird

[PhantomCatClock]

I am the best at wrapping presents

[VCRClock]

that is impressive

wrapping paper is not forgiving once it's been creased

[Slurpee]

in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge asks Bob Cratchitt if he wants a paid day off for Christmas, and then gives it to him, but he's kind of a dick about it

“You’ll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?” said Scrooge.
“If quite convenient, Sir.”
“It’s not convenient,” said Scrooge, “and it’s not fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you’d think yourself ill-used, I’ll be bound?”
The clerk smiled faintly.
“And yet,” said Scrooge, “you don’t think me ill-used, when I pay a day’s wages for no work.”
The clerk observed that it was only once a year.
“A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!” said Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the chin. “But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning!”
The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl.”

I think the lesson is "you get away with a lot more if you're polite"