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RenegadeClock

Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2018, 03:30:55 PM
that new Godzilla anime is out now so im gonna watch that tonight  :thumbs:
I didn’t like how the characters moved. Everything seemed stiff. And the texturing on Godzilla sucked. It was like his whole body was made of shiny metal.

GreyClock

Quote from: RobClock on January 27, 2018, 08:46:18 AM
I’ve had this pain in my hip for the last two or three days and it’s making me stiff as a board. Bending over sucks and it occasionally shoots pain while I’m walking, really starting to piss me off.


Considering sawing myself in half so I don’t have to deal with it anymore
SCIATICA! SCIATICA! SCIATICA MAN! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!



VCRClock

Quote from: GreyClock on January 28, 2018, 09:59:11 AM
SCIATICA! SCIATICA! SCIATICA MAN! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!
IF YOU DIDN'T YOU WOULDN'T BE IN HERE

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<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

RobClock

Quote from: RenegadeClock on January 27, 2018, 09:45:49 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2018, 03:30:55 PM
that new Godzilla anime is out now so im gonna watch that tonight  :thumbs:
I didn’t like how the characters moved. Everything seemed stiff. And the texturing on Godzilla sucked. It was like his whole body was made of shiny metal.

Watched it. Pretty let down. Animation was rough, monster design was weak, characters weren't terrifically likable.

In other news, my hip no longer hurts.

PhantomCatClock

#109524
SLURPEE are you teaching English in China? Because I found this blog and the first thing on it is what appears to be a slurpeepost

https://bendanlaowai.wordpress.com



( for full experience: https://bendanlaowai.wordpress.com/2015/09/28/stool-pliable/ is the only other one I read )

PhantomCatClock

also golden's learning japanese and i'm learning chinese and we hijacked a channel in the discord to have tiny asian dick-measuring contests

start learning korean and join us

PhantomCatClock

*excuse me, made a new channel in a non-destructive bout of creativity

RobClock


Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 29, 2018, 08:13:07 AM
SLURPEE are you teaching English in China? Because I found this blog and the first thing on it is what appears to be a slurpeepost

https://bendanlaowai.wordpress.com



( for full experience: https://bendanlaowai.wordpress.com/2015/09/28/stool-pliable/ is the only other one I read )
nopa

lightweight curious what about this brings me to mind tbh, aside from the part about being a black skeleton clad in the flesh of the living
it strikes me as very narratively-focused, and occasionally sparse in that Joyceian way where the reader is expected to infer a lot from what's unsaid, and I thought my tendency was more toward vigorous illustrative elaboration and colorful metaphor
also this dude is a blond haired white man who's engaged to a woman, and I told you mugs I'm asian and I don't mess around with dames!

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 29, 2018, 08:14:19 AM
also golden's learning japanese and i'm learning chinese and we hijacked a channel in the discord to have tiny asian dick-measuring contests

start learning korean and join us
idk maybe

I already know a little Japanese a little Spanish a little ASL and a few words of Portuguese and Cantonese, and I already fuck up the grammar when I try to say more than a couple words

(meeting a deaf guy at a party)
*points to chest* "I"
*points to temple* "think"
*gestures palm forward* "your"
*bangs fists together horizontally* "zapatos"
*wiggling fingers vertically in front of chest * "are sugoi"

Slurpee

which is to say, if I learn any Korean, it's apparently just going to go into a box in my head labeled "foreign"

Slurpee

bon jour! watashi wa mooi, wamae dhlk, ustedes un p'tak, comrade, swear on me mum

PhantomCatClock

You said the story of everyone in the Dictionarium. Join us and focus on one language you will never use but want to learn



except japanese, that's taken

PhantomCatClock

we are taking it to the next level and actually learning conversational _____________ (mad lib insert language name here)

VCRClock

you got Japanese questions you rubbing tha spot

this might be the only place I ever use my degree again
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

I know how dangerous switching the topic back to WoW is, but there's some HOT GOSS and it will be said:


Remember when they sold an aesthetic reskin flying mount for like $25, then decided there would be no flying in Bizarro Draenor and everyone was pissed to the point where Blizzard changed it?




New expac preorder dropped today, and along with the usual preexpac patch (not even THE prepatch) glitches and errors leaving lots of people in the dust as far as being able to log in for like half the day, the two features announced for preordering are:

• character boost to level 110
• four new playable races


except if you didn't play the last major patch and grind to exalted with the factions that only just came out in that patch (it takes months and it's purely dailies) you can't play the new races. Blizzard says it's for the story that you get from playing those dailies apparently


Want a refund? You already got your 110 boost, nerd.

GreyClock

"My house was built on swampland you know. During construction they noticed that the ground floor would flood all the time."
"Really?! So you've got an indoor pool?"
"No. The ground floor is now effectively a basement. They put in some stairs going up to the first floor."
"Next to the waterslide?"
"No. There is no waterslide."
"Well, it's been a lot of fun talking to you. See you later."
"Thanks! Bye!"

Three in a row.



I sometimes look at the item models of new expansion packs for nostalgia's sake, and I was surprised to see that for once there are no swords made out of giant purple crystals or shoulderpads with luminescent acorns floating over them or something. Good job Blizzard!

RobClock

The ‘new playable races’ are just sub-races of pre-existing ones (read: reskins) anyways so I don’t see why anyone would be excited for them, really. It’s one of the laziest things I think blizzard has ever pulled as far as new expansion content is concerned.


Insofar as content that they actually made. As apposed to WoD which just didn’t have any.

GreyClock

Quote from: RobClock on January 31, 2018, 11:17:21 AM
The ‘new playable races’ are just sub-races of pre-existing ones (read: reskins) anyways so I don’t see why anyone would be excited for them, really. It’s one of the laziest things I think blizzard has ever pulled as far as new expansion content is concerned.


Insofar as content that they actually made. As apposed to WoD which just didn’t have any.
I skimmed across an interview with some blue or whatever and he basically said: "We had to update the bones of some NPC models... it was really hard work!" Which, as little as I know, was still really funny. Especially with "digital version $50, deluxe edition $70" almost directly above it.

That said, the only way to ever get me to subscribe would be to add a Blackrock skin to playable orc.