h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[GreyClock]

Rob is innocent.

[patriotclock]

first iteration of .co.uk brings back some fond memories for some reason.

remember bitclock broadcasting radio to like 200 clocks listening live? And then like talking about his wife

[PhantomCatClock]

rob you DINGLEBERRY that's KATE BEATON not CAPE BRETON

[Slurpee]

[PhantomCatClock]

dwarfiNATOr



that dumbass npc françois. you need a fourth clock. hire me and i will startle every witch with my free will

[PhantomCatClock]

I hit H and it autocompleted to homogang (which it did not do until I made a specific bookmark) and I was bored so I hit enter but oh no it is still my post whaaaaat ANYWAY i used to cap witches ALL THE TIME like I get the big assault rifle is a better weapon but I ALWAYS get the shotgun because WITCHES and I stopped playing L4D for like a year and then just




whenever I come back, I try and startle a very much uncrowned witch

















but I will never not try

[Marlin Clock]

first iteration of .co.uk brings back some fond memories for some reason.

remember bitclock broadcasting radio to like 200 clocks listening live? And then like talking about his wife

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Slurpee]

you need a fourth clock. hire me and i will startle every witch with my free will

that's a super old screenshot, I just found it on my hard drive and it made me laugh

[ChocolateWaferClock]

I left a note for my coworker who works in that unit to see if she would be able to get the autograph for me sometime during the day tomorrow since I work evenings. Fingers crossed I guess.

How’d it go?

[RobClock]

I left a note for my coworker who works in that unit to see if she would be able to get the autograph for me sometime during the day tomorrow since I work evenings. Fingers crossed I guess.

How’d it go?

She left work early yesterday and I did not see her. Chances are, I would say, not in my favour.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

turns out it's just tim buckley in a muumuu

[GreyClock]

Fans of the conversations I have with random people: rejoice!

- The doctor said I suffer from hyperventilation. Sometimes I stop breathing in my sleep.
- That sucks... I think it's called apnea though. Hyperventilation is rapid breathing.
- No, it's hyperventilation. The doctor said so. He's the one that went to medical school, not you.
- Doctors are infallible.
- Must you question everything?
- Not everything, just things that seem wrong or stupid to me.
- You're such an asshole.
- It's just a healthy amount of scepticism.
- Fuck you!

[ChocolateWaferClock]

Fans of the conversations I have with random people: rejoice!

- The doctor said I suffer from hyperventilation. Sometimes I stop breathing in my sleep.
- That sucks... I think it's called apnea though. Hyperventilation is rapid breathing.
- No, it's hyperventilation. The doctor said so. He's the one that went to medical school, not you.
- Doctors are infallible.
- Must you question everything?
- Not everything, just things that seem wrong or stupid to me.
- You're such an asshole.
- It's just a healthy amount of scepticism.
- Fuck you!

Well shit, man. Good luck wit dat.

[GreyClock]

Fans of the conversations I have with random people: rejoice!

- The doctor said I suffer from hyperventilation. Sometimes I stop breathing in my sleep.
- That sucks... I think it's called apnea though. Hyperventilation is rapid breathing.
- No, it's hyperventilation. The doctor said so. He's the one that went to medical school, not you.
- Doctors are infallible.
- Must you question everything?
- Not everything, just things that seem wrong or stupid to me.
- You're such an asshole.
- It's just a healthy amount of scepticism.
- Fuck you!

Well shit, man. Good luck wit dat.

If you're joking, good job!

[GreyClock]

The other day I was trying to imagine what it would be like to be stupid(er).

Just now I tried to fill my cat's bowl. I have to weigh his dry food, because he's a fat fucker.

I took the bag of food out of the cupboard and dropped it on the floor.
I put the bowl on the scales, but it fell off.
I put it on the scales again, put in some food, but I had forgot to turn it on.
Then I hit the bag of food with my elbow and it fell to the floor again.
Then I tried to pick up the goddamn bowl and it fell on the fucking floor.
Then I filled it again, turned around and stepped on my cat's tail.

It's like a drowning sensation...

[RobClock]

YTMND is dead apparently its a server failure, nevermind

[PhantomCatClock]

Max is taking the time to weigh if paying $200/mo to keep it running is worth it




so no, in a couple of days, ytmnd will be declared dead

[VCRClock]

real talk: I haven't been anywhere near a ytmnd in over 10 years and don't really feel like I'm losing any content I would have a use for going forward

[zl]

real talk: I haven't been anywhere near a ytmnd in over 10 years and don't really feel like I'm losing any content I would have a use for going forward

it BELONGS in a MUSEUM

[Marlin Clock]

I don't want to post a thread in the appropriate forum (cause, let's be honest, there should only be two forums at this point anyway) so here we go:

I regret letting my friends talk me into watching Game of Thrones in college, that was so lame. Show went downhill the moment the writers committed the character assassination of Stannis Baratheon.