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[PhantomCatClock]

The only crime book I've read was just because it was a guy who wrote comedy interactive fiction from my childhood and I wanted to encourage his new career



it was decent

[GreyClock]

See, that's why I like to brain dump here. Writing that made me realize it wasn't necessarily the reading about one person stabbing another to death that interested me in these books, rather it was the handling of the subject as a whole. (Phew!)

The only crime book I've read was just because it was a guy who wrote comedy interactive fiction from my childhood and I wanted to encourage his new career



it was decent

Cool. I'll check out that unnamed book from the guy from your childhood. Thanks for the hot tip!

[PhantomCatClock]

it is called Eye Contact and it is by Fergus McNeill

[VCRClock]

• I will use and instantly wash the same cup and spoon for months in the name of never putting anything into the sink pile

I'm so glad we see eye to eye on this matter

Is the rent that bad?

In short, I can't afford to live in the actual city unless I live with at least one roommate, buuut if I didn't have any student loans, I'd be able to afford a studio apartment in my building and continue my subsistence lifestyle.

it is called Eye Contact and it is by Fergus McNeill

The only true crime book on my shelf is The Circus Fire by Stewart O'Nan. Not a recent read, but it's a fascinating disaster and it have picture.

[GreyClock]

it is called Eye Contact and it is by Fergus McNeill

it is called Guy Contact and it is by Faggus McPeniss

[VCRClock]

I can tell by the capitalization and spacing that pcat apparently retyped "you cannot fuck a girl because you have a little one" when renaming this group of forums to "losperlan."

Between this and WaferClock attempting to make a "you can not fuck a girl because you have a little one" joke, YCNFAGBYHALO has grown 200% from being my own personal joke that only I get.

The backstory is that I used to hang out in Newgrounds IRC in 2005, and this one time, an Italian guy came on and somebody did something to make him mad, probably just telling him to go to #nglove if he was trying to have cybersex. His idea of an "I'm mad" onomotopoeia was "puffff." Then he said "you can not  fuck a girl because you have a little one" and I remembered it forever. The end.

18:26:02   <hot_guy> you can not  fuck a girl because you have a little one

[PhantomCatClock]

i originally changed the desc to losperlan(d) but realized that was not the group name

i FUCKED the CAPS and i KNEW I DID i KNEW IT but nobody's going to notice BUT SOMEONE DID

[u2]jrXlrPS5-UA[/u2]

(pretend we have real u2 tags and not shitty ones made by hand and i linked to 5s in that video)

[RobClock]

[u2]ishG4r7fu7g[/u2].

[GreyClock]

We're all around thirty years old now, right? You ever feel weird when you're looking at say a live performance of a band you really like and realizing you're older now than the performers were at the time? I guess it could also apply to watching current musicians who are younger than you, period. I can't put my finger on what the feeling actually is. Could be anything from slight envy to some sort of patronizing "good job kid" type thing. Whatever it is, it takes some of the enjoyment out of it.

[PhantomCatClock]

[u2]ishG4r7fu7g[/u2].

The last Godzilla I watched was the Matthew Broderick one because everyone's had nothing but complaints for the ones out while I was old enough to understand complaints about. I'm the easiest person in the world to please, but damn if Godzilla fans aren't passionate. If they can't vote with their wallets, I'll help

Roommate has been binge watching every (every) Godzilla movie to get ready for this one and was BLOWN AWAY by it, and the first few seconds of your review was enough to back that up

also thought the first song was from the cartoon show i remembered but NAHHHH i just don't know enough about godzilla that's obviously some dignified original trackâ€"until your closing jingle

[PhantomCatClock]

We're all around thirty years old now, right? You ever feel weird when you're looking at say a live performance of a band you really like and realizing you're older now than the performers were at the time? I guess it could also apply to watching current musicians who are younger than you, period. I can't put my finger on what the feeling actually is. Could be anything from slight envy to some sort of patronizing "good job kid" type thing. Whatever it is, it takes some of the enjoyment out of it.

I'm getting over this, but it was/still kind of is a part of my thought process. We're proud fuckers, us clocks.

[GreyClock]

The only Godzilla related thing I care about is that one scene from Arrested Development.

RAAAAA! GODZIWRA!

I'm getting over this, but it was/still kind of is a part of my thought process. We're proud fuckers, us clocks.

Yeah. Also maybe deep down I feel like it's a gay thing. Like, why are you watching a video of this supple young man singing his heart out?

Coupled with how I simultaneously get and don't get why singing a song (on a stage) is in any way perceived as being cool. You could be the most hardcore OG rapper or GG Allin... yeah whatever, go ahead and sing us your melodic little ditty you big fruit.

I think I've filled this month's homophobia quota.

[GreyClock]

- Salutations, this is DOCTOR Snobbington the Fourth FROM BEL AIR! I demand information on this product your company is selling.
- I'm sorry, I don't have that information available to me right now. [It's fucking Sunday evening. It's a different fucking department. Fuck you in general.] I can pass along your question to a colleague. He or she will contact you tomorrow.
- [to someone else on the other end of the phone, yet still audible:] See, didn't I tell you people today are stupid? --What can you do?
- Like I said [you pompous old dogfucker], I can have my colleague call you back or I can send you a brochure.
- Send me the brochure. Can you do that?
- I think I can just about manage.
- Just about manage he says.

I wish I was running the mailroom.

[GreyClock]

And here I've been thinking that they made up people like this just for TV.

[RobClock]

i made a bar/counter for the pallet wall around the fire pit

[NintendrCkolc]

I farted

[ChocolateWaferClock]

I farted

i made a bar/counter for the pallet wall around the fire pit

Quality nutting material from both of you mmmmmm I’m lovin it.

[PhantomCatClock]

Why stop at a fence? If you make an entire building out of it, maybe the neighbors will follow suit. Maybe Pallet Town can finally be realized.

[Marlin Clock]

We're all around thirty years old now, right? You ever feel weird when you're looking at say a live performance of a band you really like and realizing you're older now than the performers were at the time? I guess it could also apply to watching current musicians who are younger than you, period. I can't put my finger on what the feeling actually is. Could be anything from slight envy to some sort of patronizing "good job kid" type thing. Whatever it is, it takes some of the enjoyment out of it.

You're realizing your existence as Dasein.

[GreyClock]

You're realizing your existence as Dasein.

As someone who reads German, but is unfamiliar with the philosophical meanings of the word, that statement seems tautological. Please expound.