whole foods market

[BinaryClock]

at night

[PhantomCatClock]

are gargoyles that cna fly made out of pumice

[PhantomCatClock]

because pumice is lightyer, you see

[BinaryClock]

are they still made out of stone when they move i thought they had rock hard abs from exercise but the wings were still fleshy thin and the bones hollow

strong back muscles to flap, dat body builder physique because flexing is necessary for propulsion

[BinaryClock]

oops i was thinking of the cartoon

traditional gargoyles are still made of stone when animated yeah, but i think they're also magic

pumice can be magic but i think that's a polynesian tradition. gargoyles are european, and there are volcanoes in europe, especially in medieval and late roman territories where gargoyles would be built as roof gutter fixtures. i think they'd be magic (holy) just by proximity to the church.

[Slurpee]

if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve meat

[Slurpee]

oops i was thinking of the cartoon

traditional gargoyles are still made of stone when animated yeah

lol

[PhantomCatClock]

ok thank you

slurpee why cant you be more like your brother. binary at least slaves over a hot brain to answer my questions, instead of slaving over a hot brain to make a slurpee post at best



i am sorry i'm being so critical of you this week it's only because i see your potential

[PhantomCatClock]

surgical enhancement: rifling on the inside of your penis so you can pee farther before the stream breaks.

[Slurpee]

tbh some times you say things and I don’t know why you said them so I just let it go
sorry

[GreyClock]

homeboy clearly pissed on his pants earlier today

[RobClock]

Mom dad pls don’t fight

[RobClock]

homeboy clearly pissed on his pants earlier today

We’ve all been there


Ps never trust a fart

[pop-tart]

I'm truly impressed with the amount of thought Binary put into that answer.

[Slurpee]

have you ever peed your pants on purpose?

or are you a coward?

[pop-tart]

I can't remember what I had for dinner on Saturday, but I can vividly recall peeing my pants in Kindergarten because I was afraid to ask if I could go to the washroom.

Then I remember a ginger girl named Noreen asking me in 2nd grade, "didn't you pee your pants in Mrs. Marabea's class?" And answering, "yeah, that was just once but you're always ugly" and her crying.

[VCRClock]

surgical enhancement: rifling on the inside of your penis so you can pee farther before the stream breaks.

oh yeah sure let's make it so a ballistics lab can identify me every time i pee somewhere i'm not supposed to

[Slurpee]

I can't remember what I had for dinner on Saturday, but I can vividly recall peeing my pants in Kindergarten because I was afraid to ask if I could go to the washroom.

Then I remember a ginger girl named Noreen asking me in 2nd grade, "didn't you pee your pants in Mrs. Marabea's class?" And answering, "yeah, that was just once but you're always ugly" and her crying.

damn

[NintendrCkolc]

Then I remember a ginger girl named Noreen asking me in 2nd grade, "didn't you pee your pants in Mrs. Marabea's class?" And answering, "yeah, that was just once but you're always ugly" and her crying.

BOOM!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

just beat pokeymons. it's everything people shit on it for and more and somehow it's still better than sun and moon. way less handholding than the previous gen, I was expecting straight line routes the whole game like last time, not just a bunch of dialogue to skip when you get to a new town. the routes are even decent, if few in number, though the only two caves are a disappointment.

but the one thing sun and moon had going for it was okay characters and story (not so much in ultra).  here it's an afterthought and I'm actually kind of annoyed by the story's presence at all. if you took out the bits with the professor and the legendaries, it's just the first two gens. normal kid takes on all the gyms, becomes champion. and it does it very well. that's all it needed. the story is the journey itself, it doesnt need some world ending threat and a bunch of pointless dialogue.

I actually really enjoyed the main journey when you weren't talking to to hop or the professor. lots of shit to catch and find, you actually get to explore properly, even if you cant choose the gym order.  it's nothing compared to something like diamond and pearl or gold and silver, but not bad. the gyms themselves are great, they fixed the boring trial shit from sun and moon and made something fun. all the stuff about the darkest day, eternatus, and the armordogs just felt like some other story happening separately from my gym challenge, you dont even see much of that plotline happen yourself. you just interrupt it at the end and the dogs take down the final boss for you. it all feels really tacked on and unfinished. it should have just been the oldschool journey it was trying to be, and made eternatus a mewtwo thing where you go through a big underground dungeon and find him at the bottom. maybe make a whole postgame plotline about it. I think they only added it because they felt they had to. there's a surprising amount of heart in this game and an equal amount of incompetence. game freak was not prepared for the jump from portable games to home consoles scale games.

also the metagame is utterly broken but I wasn't gonna pay for nintendo online just for that anyways. locking mystery gift online trading/battling and actually winning max raid battles behind a paywall what a joke.

7.5/10 dont buy it




also

whatt he hells a 2

best post

I can't remember what I had for dinner on Saturday, but I can vividly recall peeing my pants in Kindergarten because I was afraid to ask if I could go to the washroom.

Then I remember a ginger girl named Noreen asking me in 2nd grade, "didn't you pee your pants in Mrs. Marabea's class?" And answering, "yeah, that was just once but you're always ugly" and her crying.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

URINALITY