h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[RobClock]

I think I really showed off my range

[NintendrCkolc]

I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

[PhantomCatClock]

I wear a shungite necklace solely because my mom is one of those aged hippies who's scared of wi-fi rays and I don't want her to see me not wearing it because then I'll get a goddamn earful but if anyone asks I say MM IT COOL RUSSIAN ROCK

[Slurpee]

Because homophone is a homophone of homo phone.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
homophone

doot doodoodoodoo doot

[pop-tart]

I wear a shungite necklace solely because my mom is one of those aged hippies who's scared of wi-fi rays and I don't want her to see me not wearing it because then I'll get a goddamn earful but if anyone asks I say MM IT COOL RUSSIAN ROCK

But you didn't get COVID from the cell towers, did you? So you can't prove mom is wrong.

[PhantomCatClock]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PAGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

see http://homogang.com for more information

[PhantomCatClock]

I wear a shungite necklace solely because my mom is one of those aged hippies who's scared of wi-fi rays and I don't want her to see me not wearing it because then I'll get a goddamn earful but if anyone asks I say MM IT COOL RUSSIAN ROCK

But you didn't get COVID from the cell towers, did you? So you can't prove mom is wrong.

uh i had my shungite necklace before you sheeple even invented the covid lie

[RobClock]

I wear a shungite necklace solely because my mom is one of those aged hippies who's scared of wi-fi rays and I don't want her to see me not wearing it because then I'll get a goddamn earful but if anyone asks I say MM IT COOL RUSSIAN ROCK

But you didn't get COVID from the cell towers, did you? So you can't prove mom is wrong.

your new user pic is dope my man

[Clocktopus]

so my fwb wants to peg me tomorrow night

im a little nervous because she said no lube cause she wants to hear me "scream like a filthy pig"

anybody been through a similar experience? any tips?

[pop-tart]

your new user pic is dope my man

[VCRClock]

so my fwb wants to peg me tomorrow night

im a little nervous because she said no lube cause she wants to hear me "scream like a filthy pig"

anybody been through a similar experience? any tips?

your friend is wrong. definitely use lube cuz your ass is designed for one way traffic and you don't want to tear something. you're gonna scream like a filthy pig anyway

[PhantomCatClock]

definitely use lube

Your ass is gonna bleed anyway (not a dominatrix threat, just them's the brakes)

[Slurpee]

haha butt stuff



LOL

[GreyClock]

I wouldn't have pegged you guys as experts.

[Marlin Clock]

You could always just... not do that?
Speaking from the minority viewpoint I suppose.

[PhantomCatClock]

don't be gross, marlin

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

cell processor heh

[Clocktopus]

if i say no to her she makes me wear a clown outfit for an entire day

[VCRClock]

you'd better be using lube when you get in and out of your clown car

[PhantomCatClock]

new t-shirt slogan: love is gay