is he dead yet

[PhantomCatClock]

no, that's what i remember it being like. nevermind.

[k9]

masterpiece

[Slurpee]

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insanely good

[Slurpee]

https://youtu.be/7KMTeJdazK4

mediocre

[Slurpee]

here's some wrestling
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[PhantomCatClock]

for how bad Paul is at talking, those are some ace facial expressions

[PhantomCatClock]

Denis Villeneuve is a acronym for Dune is evil nevel

[Slurpee]

woke up and it was really orange outside and I wanted to post a picture, but it's so orange that my tablet camera is automatically correcting for it
this is what it's giving me:

this is after fiddling with settings to get it as close as I can to what it actually looks like:


the shed should be more orange but I can't get the shed and the sky both looking right at the same time

it's not dawn, this was taken at about 9:30 but I guess this is just something that happens sometimes now

[Slurpee]

I actually... don't know... where the sun is, exactly
like you can't tell just by looking
my caveman brain is freaking the fuck out

[GreyClock]

I actually... don't know... where the sun is, exactly
like you can't tell just by looking
my caveman brain is freaking the fuck out

Don't you guys have a massive forest fire somewhere down your way? I think I read that. Near Fresno? Still pretty far from the Bay Area. Maybe others are closer?

Heh, I googled the distance and got this article as a "Top story" https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Bay-Area-awakes-to-foreboding-smoke-choked-15553731.php

[Slurpee]

yeah we're not at immediate risk where I am, but we are at the point where my professors are giving everybody explicit instructions that evacuation orders take precedence over attending zoom meetings

[Slurpee]

Heh, I googled the distance and got this article as a "Top story" https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Bay-Area-awakes-to-foreboding-smoke-choked-15553731.php

reading this is making me feel slightly less insane, thank you

[GreyClock]

yeah we're not at immediate risk where I am, but we are at the point where my professors are giving everybody explicit instructions that evacuation orders take precedence over attending zoom meetings

Are these the infamous professors of Logic?


I figured you would've checked the news yourself by now. It was more of a type post, but you're welcome.



There's actually some asbestos fire near me right now, I think the wind's blowing the other way though. Which is probably a good thing because I live in a sieve.
I had to google how to spell sieve and this is what it came up with. "Sieve" what the fuck? Only having heard it I figured siv or sif or something.

This is scythe all over again, which I used to pronounce as "sky-the" or something in my Diablo 2 days. Later I learned it's "sigh", but apparently really maybe "sigh-th".

https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2010/10/scythe-sigh.html

[GreyClock]

I'm watching the new Best of the Worst episode during dinner and I came up with a good way to describe some of these terrible movies:

"Looks like a porno where they forgot to shoot the actual fucking."

COINED AND MINTED BITCH

[Slurpee]

I figured you would've checked the news yourself by now.

I hate the news. every day I try not to hear about the world and every day I fail

[GreyClock]

I figured you would've checked the news yourself by now.

I hate the news. every day I try not to hear about the world and every day I fail

OKAY WEIRDO

Wait, American news... probably a good idea.

I'm watching the new Best of the Worst episode during dinner and I came up with a good way to describe some of these terrible movies:

"Looks like a porno where they forgot to shoot the actual fucking."

COINED AND MINTED BITCH

Having actually seen the episode now, this movie is not that.

This is more of a "shot on location in a state hospital for the criminally insane" type deal. Could still be applied to other movies though.


Great, I got a migraine coming on now. Auras are so strange. Like you look in the mirror and even though you can sort of see your whole face, you somehow can't see your whole face. Where is my right nostril? Same with this text I'm writing, suddenly I'm dyslexic.

[PhantomCatClock]

red sky here, too, and our smoke just fucking hangs out since we're the valley



stop wafting your smoke into the ocean tho that is irresponsible



I'm ≈hour south of fresno bee tee dubs

[VCRClock]

our smoke just fucking hangs out since we're the valley

gag me w/ a spoon

[PhantomCatClock]

The® Valley™, not san fernando












but yes some girls talked like that in the 90s

[VCRClock]

I actually had no idea there was a Big Fuck-Off Valley until googling it just now

I blame the TV-making Californians who only want to show us easily stereotyped valleys