is he dead yet

[PhantomCatClock]

my phone has an oled and it was not nearly as nice as i was expecting

[VCRClock]

more like mmoled

[PhantomCatClock]

there is some weird shit on this here internet, but let it be known I am not an enemy to the people who whack it to anime vore hentai



don't want folk saying I'm anti-consumer

[VCRClock]

I think I'm subscribed to the wrong Consumer Reports

[PannacottaClock]

Would you purchase and eat a candybar that was skin-colored white chocolate on the surface and filled with a yellowish liquid, like custard or something that bursts out when you bite into it

It could be called "zit" or "pussy" or "(my last name)" for instance but these are just off the top of my head

[PhantomCatClock]

I would purchase a couple of boxes to sell on ebay after you go out of business, yes

[PhantomCatClock]

but then I'd eat them, buy more, and tell my friends, so I guess actually yes

[PhantomCatClock]

would fiberglass alloy chopsticks still be strong enough to use if you hollowed one out


asking because that would be the ultimate utensil. it'd be able to eat everything and schwooce up soup.

[VCRClock]

#MetalChopsticksForTehEnvironment

[PhantomCatClock]

the front half of a unicorn and the back half a very large snakr

snake

[Slurpee]

watching Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction season 2 episode 2 and literally every single segment in this episode is about a dead person doing something after they died

[PhantomCatClock]

i didn't know the 'that's false' ad infinitum video was all from a single episode

[Slurpee]

i didn't know the 'that's false' ad infinitum video was all from a single episode

half of them were "fact" lol

[Slurpee]

it's a fun show but they don't really have a clear definition of what makes something "true" and will not explain, and their fiction writers have exactly 3 ideas. one of them is "ghosts" another is "angels" and the third is also "ghosts"

[PhantomCatClock]

half of them were "fact" lol

[u2]GM-e46xdcUo[/u2]

[PhantomCatClock]

The Information Nut

[PhantomCatClock]

hey we're goin' simping on memorial day. u busy or u in?

[PolyhedronClock]

i only simp for LADY LIBERTY

[PhantomCatClock]

come on man it's a vacation, relax. we'll just go out, pick up a couple of babes, and simp the night away

[PhantomCatClock]

i cannot believe those backstabbing bastards at the publishing factory are still riding my coattails with The Youngest Ancient—my first children's book—but they won't fucking publish The Darkest Elf and they won't even tell me why