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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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Slurpee


PhantomCatClock

i swear to god i just started reading a hallmark christmas movie but with a vampire

PhantomCatClock

i am scarcely afraid of any ghosts

VCRClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on October 15, 2021, 09:55:10 PM
i am scarcely afraid of any ghosts

you misunderstand

when the condition of "no ghosts" is met, I am not afraid
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

good one-liner for when you kill zombies: "looks like hell found some vacancies"

VCRClock

"there's a couple of open seats at the bar if you're ok with that"
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

remember when webcams were, people would set up a webcam, probably in their office, and it would just be a static image that updated ""live"" so if you refreshed the page you'd get a newer image?

I miss that, but not for any good reason

PhantomCatClock

I was gonna say "do I have an Australian webcam for you" and work on some way to work the pitch drop experiment into that but I made the mistake of clicking the wikipedia article instead of skimming my search results so instead i spent the night reading about long-term experiments



a lot of which involve clocks, it turns out

Slurpee


Slurpee

and there she was
like disco lemonade


:confused:

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: Slurpee on October 17, 2021, 02:26:23 AM
you need clocks to tell time

i wish you would not push your political agenda on the rest of us i do not believe in technology in in any form i only believe in the dirt and sky and i use those to tell time, which i also don't believe in

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on October 17, 2021, 10:02:46 AMi wish you would not push your political agenda on the rest of us i do not believe in technology in in any form i only believe in the dirt and sky and i use those to tell time, which i also don't believe in
I respect people's belief in dirt but anyone perpetuating the myth of a "sky" is just plain anti-science. it's just a big blue tarp they put up every morning before you get up.

PhantomCatClock

anti-science is my choice and i'd like it if you respect my choice, even though i do not believe in choice as such

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

as a post-determinist I believe it is your choice to not believe in choice or be capable of choice therefor I cannot respect your choice to not believe in choice. causality demands that that I disagree with you and that choosey moms choose gif jif jfif.

PhantomCatClock

but jfif was rescued by the ark only to perish of old age before he could represent you in this forum post: QED choice isn't real and I believe in it

VCRClock

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

is mousetrap a derogatory term for furries that are mice and trans

RobClock

My grandfather died at 5:17pm this evening. He went at home in his bed, with my Nan at his side. 87 years old. We should all be so lucky.

RobClock

Ever wipe your ass after a spicy dump and your cornhole somehow feels worse after cleaning it than it did while shitting? Is that hemorrhoids or just natural 

Slurpee

lmfao those two posts back to back