marvel's biggest bone-liner

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the streaming subtitles for metalocalypse are constantly wrong during songs or for just anything nathan says but god bless them for trying to figure out what the hell anyone is saying without being familiar with the show.

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Mulan
Moulin Rouge


is that anything?

goodnight

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"I have no idea if this USB MicroSD Card reader works. I haven't opened it, yet."

can you stop goddamn emailing me to leave reviews on shit, amazon

you of all people know what a depressed schmuck i am

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and yes it is a single person amazon's last name is wiener-hooker because amazon is the progeny of the two great tribes

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comcast, t mobile, and verizon all went down at the same time and it was the scariest shit in the world lmao

pulled an old tape deck out of the closet (only am/fm radio I have) just to make sure the world was still out there

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the... the world is still out there, right?

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comcats and purrizon

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the manual for Scooby-Doo Mystery (SNES, 1995) calls the L and R buttons Left Trigger and Right Trigger

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if you have to pull the button instead of pressing it it is always a trigger. there is no such thing as R or L buttons. "shoulder buttons" are a myth propagated by the fightstick industry.

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as a fourth dimensional being just trying to emulate some earth games, i push them all away from my perspective, even the """"""triggers"""""" on xbox controllers

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I wanna buy one of those new n64 controllers and use it for gba games

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human beings ENDING EXPLAINED

[PhantomCatClock]

I wanna buy one of those new n64 controllers

As someone who did eventually end up getting the NES and SNES ones, lemme stop you right there

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startling realization: in Song 2 by Blur, he's not saying "woo hoo", he is very clearly and distinctly saying "woo ooh"

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you lost all of your oft-misheard phrases credibility earlier last page, talking about sandlot, even if it was true. Y'can't just drop truth after truth. You have to let the people recover, first. Change the world once, you're a hero. Change it twice, you're a villain.

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Put a little picket fence around my grandfathers grave this afternoon with my three cousins, also set up a little bench with a table. Then Nan fed us dinner of sheppards pie made with ground moose. Would have liked to paint the fence before it went up but it's piss shitting rain and windy as hell so it'll have to wait until the weather gets half decent.

Now; a nap followed by excessive alcohol consumption

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hey I'm just gonna leave this here

https://tastefulshreds.com/collections/the-jeff-collection

might be old news to some you know who you are 😉

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jeff

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there's a video game coming out called Elden Ring, and I have no idea what it's about but every time I see the title I think "Elden Ringen / and lots of dingen"