h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[PhantomCatClock]

also i have not been killed

[pop-tart]

Wait, so did you go from Cali to Maine?

That's quite a relocation... opposite sides of the country.

[VCRClock]

tbh I would probably fuck California but marry Maine

[Slurpee]

brb moving to maine

hello i am in maine

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b6f61f70-2724-4652-933b-d4a8dee1fab7

[Slurpee]

did that scan?


'cause we're both in california and if youre in maine that means I'm all alone


even though we have literally never met

[Slurpee]

I posted some lyrics from a song and now I can't get the fucking song out of my fucking head and I want to take a drill bit to my temple so I deleted the post to spare anybody else from being reminded that it exists

[PhantomCatClock]

I put you in my California poem that made it into the collab





to be clear, California has some beautiful and sexy places



I lived in a shitty one



like, it wasn't Oildale, but it was the second worst.

Remember the planet in Hitchhiker's Guide with no sky? Krikkit? That's where I lived. Flat, brown, you can see the horizon in every direction, no culture, no jobs, so god damned hot every year, the sky is completely blank from April to September, highest poverty rate in the state




there's a nuance to "I moved from one of the shittiest places in California to a really nice place in Maine," and since my medium is spam, i don't need to observe it WOOOOOOOOOOHOO FUCK YOU CENTRAL SAN JAOQUIN





but really slurpee i'll knock your teeth out then surgically replace them with my own teeth before you come to. i am no longer a california.

[RobClock]

did that scan?


'cause we're both in california and if youre in maine that means I'm all alone


even though we have literally never met

Hey Slurpee move to Nova Scotia

[PhantomCatClock]

According to Google Maps, we're eleven hours apart











but it LOOKS close!

[Slurpee]

Hey Slurpee move to Nova Scotia

... alright, maybe


do they have cute dudes there and jobs where you can get paid for touching computer

[RobClock]

I asked my girlfriend if there are cute guys around here and she said "uhh yeah I guess", and I know a guy who gets paid $25/h to work a desk job at Citizenship so there's that

[PhantomCatClock]

• Nova
• Scotia
_________

Brova Brotia

[Slurpee]

absolute madness that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

absolute madness that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing

I refuse to accept this

[RobClock]

rutabaga and turnip are the same thing and i have no idea why anyone would choose to say turnip over rutabaga

[RobClock]

i also have no idea why anyone would willingly eat a rutabaga and yet they seemingly worm their way into every easter, thanksgiving, and christmas dinner

[Slurpee]

rutabaga and turnip are the same thing

what on earth

[Slurpee]

how many other things that I know are lies

[RobClock]

i have stumbled unto a google drive containing both seasons of Jellystone!

I watched the first episode and I kind of hate the artstyle, but the gags are pretty funny. It's weird hearing these characters voices sounding like someone doing an impression of the original VA- like every time Bugs Bunny gets a new VA its just a little jarring.

Anyways I wish my boy Yogi had gotten a show of his own, but then its also nice to see Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, and the whole gang again.

[VCRClock]

you know, maybe I didn't watch enough Boomerang (cable television channel) at the right time, but I never got the feeling that Huckleberry Hound or Snagglepuss had personalities as clearly defined as that of Yogi or Quick Draw McGraw