marvel's biggest bone-liner

[Slurpee]

ok I'm turning into an annoying "posts about food all the time" type dude and I'm sorry but
I'm clicking random articles on the wikipedia street foods portal and every single one of them sounds amazing


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Street_food
(except maybe rat on a stick idk about that one)

how does every culture on earth have its own centuries old tradition of filthy random foodcarts being dragged down the street and it always looks cool but also comforting and also every single kind of food that they can have sounds delicious. is this my new favorite thing about humanity

[PhantomCatClock]

I don't think you trust [opening riff from the Friends theme] in [opening riff from the Friends theme] my [opening riff from the Friends theme] self-righteous suicide [that synth BWEEEEEE before the first chorus of the Friends theme]

[Slurpee]

I don't think you trust [opening riff from the Friends theme] in [opening riff from the Friends theme] my [opening riff from the Friends theme] self-righteous suicide [that synth BWEEEEEE before the first chorus of the Friends theme]

lol

[PhantomCatClock]

thank you, that's been stuck in my head for so long that i assumed i'd posted that exact quote years ago

[Slurpee]

Which landlocked South American country and religious text of Islam starred in the film Grease?

Bolivia Newton-John and Quran Travolta

[PhantomCatClock]

reminder that it's not a good Wheel of Fortune puzzpuzz if it features every letter of the alphabet

[VCRClock]

bloodrayne (2002)? more like foodstayne haha ha nerd ha am I right fellas

[Slurpee]

getting older tomorrow. it's not my birthday, I just plan to age tomorrow. by about one day, at a rate of one minute per minute, if everything goes as planned. also will probably do some existing. look what is it that you don't understand, tomorrow I am g

[Slurpee]

"¡no lo soy marinara! no lo soy marinara. no lo soy marinara,"
- domino's pizzas' default pizza sauce for some reason

[RobClock]

Kids, they age so slow.. it's almost unpercievable

[Slurpee]

"soy robust inspired tomato sauce, soy ro-bust in-spired to-ma-to sauce, soy robust inspired tomato sauce. bumba"
- ritchie valens

[Slurpee]

ritchie valens said
"soy capitán,
soy cap-i-tán, soy capitán

bamba bamba,
bam-ba bamba!
bamba bamba,
bam"

which, in english, translates to "I am the captain! I am the captain! I am the captain!! bamba bamba bamba bmaba bamba bambba bam!!!"

full psycho mode

[Slurpee]

I was going to say something about Desert Rose by Sting, but the thought is just completely gone. could have been funny, could have been thoughtful. we'll never know. my brain decided it didn't need it

[Slurpee]

I love that, across platforms, the angry face emoji pretty consistently has a dumb tiny little baby face



:3

I noticed this when the sycamore gap tree was MURDERED (r.i.p.)
a lot of the comments used the angry emoji, and it makes the anger seem so quaint, like a picture book. helped along by the fact that most of the people who were mad about this were elderly british people who care about famous trees, so their vernacular was all class
"Such a senseless act of vandalism! Who would ever do something so cruel? 😠"

it's the complete opposite of newgrounds' AGNRYFAEC

tom knew. if you're expressing anger, the features should look aggressive. BIG bushy eyebrows, HUGE frowny mouth.
it just screams "HEY FUCK YOU, MAN I'M SO ANGRY MY FACE IS TRYING TO SMASH YOU"

the tiny face is like "oh yeah? well, harumph! 😠"
little dickens. it feels like an actual chipmunk is pissed off at you

[Slurpee]

I think that's why it works, though, for normies. it's too quaint for the anger to feel serious enough to become accidentally laughable. internet rage is (usually) pretty impotent, so the more aggressive it is, the funnier it is
tiny face works well for modern internet's stuffy, effeminate "this is completely unacceptable. are you actually fucking kidding me with this right now? in 2009? do better." style anger.
it would look completely ridiculous next to old web style "IM GOING TO CHOKE THE FUCKING LIFE OUT OF YOU YOU LITTLE PUKE. YOU THINK I'M FUCKING KIDDING? THERE ARE WAYS OF FINDING PEOPLE, youkickmydog208. YOU'RE NOT SAFE JUST CAUSE YOU'RE ONLINE, SHITSTAIN." uncontrolled frothing rage

[Slurpee]

actually...

this is completely unacceptable. are you actually fucking kidding me with this right now? in 2009? do better.

hehe

IM GOING TO CHOKE THE FUCKING LIFE OUT OF YOU YOU LITTLE PUKE. YOU THINK I'M FUCKING KIDDING? THERE ARE WAYS OF FINDING PEOPLE, youkickmydog208. YOU'RE NOT SAFE JUST CAUSE YOU'RE ONLINE, SHITSTAIN. 😠

yeah, that makes me laugh. man, I'm hilarious

[PhantomCatClock]

i knew jeff drew the big pretty vector one so this whole time i assumed it was his design, whoops

[Slurpee]

I guess I don't know 100% that tom drew the original, but it was definitely around before johnnyutah joined the staff

[Slurpee]

[PhantomCatClock]

edge case: trained pet bat reads assassination target name, but while hanging from the ceiling the W in Wario looks like an M and if it just happened to be dropping into flight at that point, the rest of the name would be right-side up and your battle bat would kill Super Mario instead

character name vetoed for security concerns