marvel's biggest bone-liner

[k9]

I'm in remission 🥹

i heard the good news on discord, fucking hell yea dog!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAAA

[Slurpee]

i could not think of anything poignant to say after two days but I am glad you're still with us, slurps

same

i heard the good news on discord, fucking hell yea dog!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAAA

ty

[Slurpee]

no there won't, andy

[Slurpee]

although... sign me up if that's an option

[RobClock]

Merry Christmas, everyone! I love you all.

[RobClock]

I have this unrefined joke concept in my brain and I'm going to spew it out here rather than attempt to make a decent bit out of it.


Every super hero movie is an origin story. Specifically, every Batman movie has his origin story in it. Everyone loves Batman, and there's a new Batman movie every couple of years that inevitably has Bruce witness his parents death.

Every Christmas there's midnight mass, where we gather to watch a Nativity play. Jesus' origin story, told over and over and over again.

John Q Public isn't reading every new issue of Detective Comics, but knows it's out there still getting printed. Same as John Q isn't rolling up for mass every Sunday morning, the whole story still being told, week after week. But once a year, we all get together to rehear the origin story again.

[RobClock]

Jesus is Batman

[RobClock]

[VCRClock]

Every super hero movie is an origin story. Specifically, every Batman movie has his origin story in it. Everyone loves Batman, and there's a new Batman movie every couple of years that inevitably has Bruce witness his parents death.

currently working on wrangling the rights to release a straight-to-DVD Batman movie where young Batman just keeps walking into different variations of his parents being killed

I was hoping A24 would pick it up but they said capes aren't really their thing

[VCRClock]

(outside barnes & noble, 2005)

teen in car: (shouting) hey!
young Batman: (turns head)
teen in car: STREET TOUGH kills YOUR PARENTS!
young Batman: noooo! you bitch! you bitch!!
(teen shoots both of Batman's parents and drives off)

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

here's a card and a partially used five dollar mcdonalds gift card merry christmas

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

okay turns out I used the gift cards up already but here's a customary festive slurpeeclock with light up jewel encrusted monogrammed scarf.

[Slurpee]

beautiful

I wasn't going to wish everybody a merry christmas but I am now


merry christmas

[k9]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_RJKiBiAmg

i really like this instrumental alot

[TelephoneClock]

merry Christmas every clock

[JooceClock]

Even though I am two days late, I would like to say Merry Late Christmas!

[Slurpee]

Even though I am two days late, I would like to say Merry Late Christmas!

you were actually right on time to say Merry Late Christmas

[PhantomCatClock]

only a true clock remembers the day after the day after the deadline

[Slurpee]

if you like reading wikipedia articles, the xyz affair is pretty good

[JooceClock]

Since we are sharing Wikipedia articles, and getting multiple messages about how Wikipedia needs a lot of money to pay off their fancy Tesla's. So here is a article about Andrew Robinson Stoney. He was also based off the character Barry Lyndon. From "The Luck of Barry Lyndon" by William Makepeace Thackeray.