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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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k9

Quote from: Slurpee on December 18, 2023, 01:48:19 PMI'm in remission 🥹

i heard the good news on discord, fucking hell yea dog!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAAA

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 21, 2023, 08:12:12 PMi could not think of anything poignant to say after two days but I am glad you're still with us, slurps
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Quote from: k9 on December 23, 2023, 07:31:41 PMi heard the good news on discord, fucking hell yea dog!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAAA
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Slurpee



no there won't, andy

Slurpee

although... sign me up if that's an option

RobClock

Merry Christmas, everyone! I love you all.

RobClock

I have this unrefined joke concept in my brain and I'm going to spew it out here rather than attempt to make a decent bit out of it.


Every super hero movie is an origin story. Specifically, every Batman movie has his origin story in it. Everyone loves Batman, and there's a new Batman movie every couple of years that inevitably has Bruce witness his parents death.

Every Christmas there's midnight mass, where we gather to watch a Nativity play. Jesus' origin story, told over and over and over again.

John Q Public isn't reading every new issue of Detective Comics, but knows it's out there still getting printed. Same as John Q isn't rolling up for mass every Sunday morning, the whole story still being told, week after week. But once a year, we all get together to rehear the origin story again.

RobClock


RobClock


VCRClock

Quote from: RobClock on December 25, 2023, 08:04:20 AMEvery super hero movie is an origin story. Specifically, every Batman movie has his origin story in it. Everyone loves Batman, and there's a new Batman movie every couple of years that inevitably has Bruce witness his parents death.

currently working on wrangling the rights to release a straight-to-DVD Batman movie where young Batman just keeps walking into different variations of his parents being killed

I was hoping A24 would pick it up but they said capes aren't really their thing
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

(outside barnes & noble, 2005)

teen in car: (shouting) hey!
young Batman: (turns head)
teen in car: STREET TOUGH kills YOUR PARENTS!
young Batman: noooo! you bitch! you bitch!!
(teen shoots both of Batman's parents and drives off)
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

here's a card and a partially used five dollar mcdonalds gift card merry christmas


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

okay turns out I used the gift cards up already but here's a customary festive slurpeeclock with light up jewel encrusted monogrammed scarf.


Slurpee

beautiful

I wasn't going to wish everybody a merry christmas but I am now


merry christmas

k9


TelephoneClock

merry Christmas every clock

JooceClock

Even though I am two days late, I would like to say Merry Late Christmas!

Slurpee

Quote from: JooceClock on December 27, 2023, 05:41:26 PMEven though I am two days late, I would like to say Merry Late Christmas!
you were actually right on time to say Merry Late Christmas

PhantomCatClock

only a true clock remembers the day after the day after the deadline

Slurpee

if you like reading wikipedia articles, the xyz affair is pretty good

JooceClock

Since we are sharing Wikipedia articles, and getting multiple messages about how Wikipedia needs a lot of money to pay off their fancy Tesla's. So here is a article about Andrew Robinson Stoney. He was also based off the character Barry Lyndon. From "The Luck of Barry Lyndon" by William Makepeace Thackeray.