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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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Slurpee


Slurpee

I feel like when you first asked me to watch this you specified a reason but I don't remember what it is and I don't feel like going back right now

Slurpee

oh I forgot to make this joke


[gif of homer simpson saying "lousy unitarians" or something]

hehe

PhantomCatClock

i planted the seed of this slurpee post in ages past and watered it just enough to get the bountiful crop you see before you, today



this was all i wanted, thank you for this feast

PhantomCatClock

holy fuck i just had a good ass idea





you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center


they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them


break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another


glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths

BOOM

two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional




you can look and tell what time it is


EvilBeanClock

i can't believe my account still exists

RobClock

This forum will outlast the sun

Slurpee

Quote from: EvilBeanClock on May 17, 2024, 04:01:06 PMi can't believe my account still exists
one of us one of us
gooble gobble gooble gobble

VCRClock

Quote from: RobClock on May 17, 2024, 07:42:24 PMThis forum will outlast the sun

kind of disappointed the geomagnetic storm didn't hit this forum harder tbh
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

we've had to do some wacky shit to stop it from freaking out, sucking down 100% of its node's CPU for 48 hours, then finally crashing when it runs out of storage from the error log


but that's showbiz, baby

PhantomCatClock

I (saw a youtuber mention this idea and am easily influenced so I) made a mixer for Deej™ (using this but with knobs instead of sliders) because my friends and I always complain about how every game is a different volume and voice chat is invariably either THE GAME IS BLOWING MY EARS OUT or YOU GUYS ARE BLOWING MY EARS OUT every time we go to a different one. I was doing it very slowly because I am a procrastinating jackass, knowing it'd be good, but god DANG I was not expecting what a quality of life upgrade this would be. The only things I have bound are master volume, "everything else" (video games), firefox (youtube), and discord and haven't even voice chatted with this thing yet, but just being able to balance podcasts and vidja games over this weekend without clicking out of the game or even opening a menu has been extremely hella






that is all thank you

JooceClock

You sound like you had a great time.

PhantomCatClock

hey not to brag but the cover of 2005's space ghost #3 (painted by alex ross) is the best render of space ghost i've ever seen holy moly


EvilBeanClock

nice find
clocktopia/frogbag still exists????

PhantomCatClock

no, i grabbed the domain

Slurpee

the opposite of Han Solo is Foo In A Group

VCRClock

went to a party and tried to break the ice with a slurpeeclock line

i said 'so uh the opposite of Han Solo is Voodoo Glow Skulls'

one guy laughed politely

i said 'i'll be right back' and climbed over a fence to leave
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

Things with medals on them will get reviews out of the blue, years later. I always thought it was funny that, even in 2014, Poly's Mountain Adventure 3DHD was getting reviews mentioning nostalgia and comparing it to the "old" poly's mountain adventure.

Earlier this year I got a review with this line in it:
Quotethe art style was nice, the clocks look good better then [sic] years before,

















my version came out two days after the original

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 26, 2024, 08:53:30 AMThings with medals on them will get reviews out of the blue, years later. I always thought it was funny that, even in 2014, Poly's Mountain Adventure 3DHD was getting reviews mentioning nostalgia and comparing it to the "old" poly's mountain adventure.

Earlier this year I got a review with this line in it:
Quotethe art style was nice, the clocks look good better then [sic] years before,

















my version came out two days after the original
lol