marvel's biggest bone-liner

[Slurpee]

well, that ruled

[Slurpee]

I feel like when you first asked me to watch this you specified a reason but I don't remember what it is and I don't feel like going back right now

[Slurpee]

oh I forgot to make this joke


[gif of homer simpson saying "lousy unitarians" or something]

hehe

[PhantomCatClock]

i planted the seed of this slurpee post in ages past and watered it just enough to get the bountiful crop you see before you, today



this was all i wanted, thank you for this feast

[PhantomCatClock]

holy fuck i just had a good ass idea





you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center


they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them


break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another


glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths

BOOM

two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional




you can look and tell what time it is

[EvilBeanClock]

thanks ZL

holy shit

[EvilBeanClock]

i can't believe my account still exists

[RobClock]

This forum will outlast the sun

[Slurpee]

i can't believe my account still exists

one of us one of us
gooble gobble gooble gobble

[VCRClock]

This forum will outlast the sun

kind of disappointed the geomagnetic storm didn't hit this forum harder tbh

[PhantomCatClock]

we've had to do some wacky shit to stop it from freaking out, sucking down 100% of its node's CPU for 48 hours, then finally crashing when it runs out of storage from the error log


but that's showbiz, baby

[PhantomCatClock]

I (saw a youtuber mention this idea and am easily influenced so I) made a mixer for Deej™ (using this but with knobs instead of sliders) because my friends and I always complain about how every game is a different volume and voice chat is invariably either THE GAME IS BLOWING MY EARS OUT or YOU GUYS ARE BLOWING MY EARS OUT every time we go to a different one. I was doing it very slowly because I am a procrastinating jackass, knowing it'd be good, but god DANG I was not expecting what a quality of life upgrade this would be. The only things I have bound are master volume, "everything else" (video games), firefox (youtube), and discord and haven't even voice chatted with this thing yet, but just being able to balance podcasts and vidja games over this weekend without clicking out of the game or even opening a menu has been extremely hella






that is all thank you

[JooceClock]

You sound like you had a great time.

[PhantomCatClock]

hey not to brag but the cover of 2005's space ghost #3 (painted by alex ross) is the best render of space ghost i've ever seen holy moly

[EvilBeanClock]

nice find
clocktopia/frogbag still exists????

[PhantomCatClock]

no, i grabbed the domain

[Slurpee]

the opposite of Han Solo is Foo In A Group

[VCRClock]

went to a party and tried to break the ice with a slurpeeclock line

i said 'so uh the opposite of Han Solo is Voodoo Glow Skulls'

one guy laughed politely

i said 'i'll be right back' and climbed over a fence to leave

[PhantomCatClock]

Things with medals on them will get reviews out of the blue, years later. I always thought it was funny that, even in 2014, Poly's Mountain Adventure 3DHD was getting reviews mentioning nostalgia and comparing it to the "old" poly's mountain adventure.

Earlier this year I got a review with this line in it:

the art style was nice, the clocks look good better then [sic] years before,

my version came out two days after the original

[Slurpee]

Things with medals on them will get reviews out of the blue, years later. I always thought it was funny that, even in 2014, Poly's Mountain Adventure 3DHD was getting reviews mentioning nostalgia and comparing it to the "old" poly's mountain adventure.

Earlier this year I got a review with this line in it:

the art style was nice, the clocks look good better then [sic] years before,

my version came out two days after the original

lol