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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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I honestly did not think Bakeru was getting released in North America, whoops




and yes, I will be buying it again at full price to be able to understand what the hell is going on

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also college math does not require being good at arithmetic. it's mostly abstract logic and the ability to use a calculator, dunnae fret

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did you know that the first plants had feet because god thought they would stand still on their own but then he turned his back and all the plants started scuttling around and it made the sound of a cartoon xylophone which god heard because he is all hearing. so when the plants all pretended to stay still after he turned back around? that was futile

and he took their legs away
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for clarity i'm in the same timezone as newgrounds

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#119586
also shitload of clock stuff including two from inkwell

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Slurpee

that's weird, because we are always, as a gang, going to The Ho Nest (the gentlemen's club). I'd say it!s the main thing that we're known for

Slurpee

I'm back in school, kind of, seeing what I can manage. very light load. so far so good

anyway my linux teacher showed us how to do a physical access attack today and I'm kind of freaking out at how easy it is. I feel like a gained a bit of wizardly forbidden knowledge

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"I KNOW it stands for cognitive behavior therapy, and that's why this is so hard to google. PLEASE write me a referral to a cock-and-ball torture therapist. I've tried everything!"

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Quote from: Slurpee on July 02, 2024, 02:00:44 PMbritish people measure sugar for tea in "sugars"
what does that mean?

"how many sugars do you take"

idk man I do about a teaspoon and a half for the big ass 32 floz cup I drink out of because I'm a monster
so I guess that's... 32/8=4, so that's 4 times the size of a normal teacup, 3/2 spoons ÷ 4 = 3/2*1/4= 3/8 of a teaspoon... but the teaspoon I use is an actual like silverware teaspoon that you would use, in america, which is actually about 3 of the measurement teaspoons, so 9/8 tsp... and according to google 1 tsp is about 4.18 grams of granulated sugar, so 4.18*1.125= 4.7025, so about 4.7 grams

???


does that help

is it a sugar cube? it's probably a sugar cube, I don't know why I went through all this. so one I guess, one is my answer

no we don't use sugar cubes that's fucking nuts, if i go to a house and its all fuckin sugar cubes i'm gonna be like 'um hello? do i look like a horse? do i look like i want to be taken for a ride?'

its a scoop using a teaspoon, but we all live in constant fear that the person scooping for us either underscoops or overscoops the sugar. 'keep calm and carry on' is specifically about the fear that someone is miscalculating the appropriate teaspoon scoopage.

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

by running headfirst at full speed into a brick wall I taped the smallest possible wacom tablet to. works every time.

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also I should probably post these. I didn't want to bump the only recent non-flounderman thread in general off the most recent post so here

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945719
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/947821

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Quote from: Slurpee on September 12, 2024, 02:27:35 AMI'm back in school, kind of, seeing what I can manage. very light load. so far so good

anyway my linux teacher showed us how to do a physical access attack today and I'm kind of freaking out at how easy it is. I feel like a gained a bit of wizardly forbidden knowledge
in today's lesson we'll learn how to smash someone's hard drive with a hammer, bypassing the need to delete their data through traditional digital means. next week we'll learn how to rub a magnet on their computer and torture them until they give us the scrap of paper they write their neopets password on.

VCRClock

physical access attack? ha. I'd like to see you try to get the chewing gum out of all my USB ports
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

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if you love that franchisee hotel so much, why don't you mariott

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ninja have half-length nunchaku they use for ritual suicide