marvel's biggest bone-liner

[PhantomCatClock]

sis sir re: guh

[RobClock]

Went and saw Trailer Park Boys: Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties - The Bubbles & The Shitrockers Story

Plot summary; bubbles has a recording studio in a shed next to his shed. He wants to enter a radio contest to win $100, so he holds auditions to start a band. Julian calls up a legion hall and gets him a gig, the gig goes well and they begin a tour around Nova Scotia. Randy tags along and they use the dirty burger for a tour bus. 14 shows at legions and then Julian gets them a show at a penitentiary. A riot breaks out in the crowd which a clip of goes viral online, which leads to Billy Bob Thornton's band hiring them as an opening act for a European tour. They do several shows as relations deteriorate with Billy Bob's manager culminating in bubbles shit and pissing himself on stage causing his band to get fired. Bubs pays for the rest of the band to go home while he and Randy hitchhike from Glasgow to London. They end up in Whitehall at night, with no money. Bubs hides in a phone booth and calls Julian and Ricky begging them to come get him, while Randy goes about male prostituting himself to earn them money to fly home. The boys arrive and find Bubs asleep in the phone booth with no sign of Randy. They spend a day searching for him, and in the evening Billy Bob calls Bubs and invites him to a party to make amends for the firing. The party is at Abbey Road studios and Randy is there with a homosexual lover. Ricky bullies his way onto stage of a band playing and strong arms bubs into getting himself recorded. A bunch of celebrities join in and the movie ends.


My expectations going in were that of a Mike Smith vanity project and that's what it felt like. The pacing/editing is slow which doesn't help the jokes, Ricky and Julian are not in the majority of the movie, and the lack of series regulars on the whole is felt.

6/10

As a bonus, leaving the theatre i come to discover someone has rooted through my truck in the parking lot. Nothing stolen because I'm poor and have nothing of value worth taking, but still a massive bummer.

[PhantomCatClock]

https://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?msg=2014175

i have a non-clock friend who says popst because i linked this to them

[PhantomCatClock]

so (pilk = pepsi + milk)
therefore (milk = monster energy + milk)

[PhantomCatClock]

i can't find my taco bell eyeball straw

you could swish the eyeball around and it'd always look up. has anyone seen it? i've moved three times since this post if that helps

[Slurpee]

I had one of those but it wasn't a straw it was a ball and instead of an eye it was a ball-shaped werewolf

[Slurpee]

[PhantomCatClock]

ba-ZING-a, said to the cadence of b'-LIEVE-it

[VCRClock]

actually, based on statistics I've generated from text transcripts of every Naruto episode ever made, Naruto's most enduring, repeated catchphrase is "the"

[PhantomCatClock]

a real fan would know that the entirety of naruto was written without the letter "e" and see through your made-up-on-the-spot nonsense

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

10. christ is lord
9. orange you glad I didn't say dattebayo
8. whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent
7. kage bunshin no jutsu
6. *the entire uninterrupted contents of the narutomaki wikipedia page*
5. believe it
4. dattebayo
3. dattebaleevit
2. daffodil
1. one of these days alice one of these days

[Slurpee]

"come on now, hootie-hoo
hootie-hoo hootie-hoo hootie-hoo"
- gnarls barkley, "crazy"

[PhantomCatClock]

the body of a rabbit with the forehead of a antelope

[Slurpee]

I can't believe a "continental breakfast" is just muffins and fruits and stuff. bullshit. in my heart when I hear that phrase it feels like it should definitely be like eggs and bacon and hash browns and toast and english tea or orange juice or milk, the standard breakfast breakfast that I don't think we have a name for

"oh, this is my continental chainsaw, it's a pair of hedgeclippers" fuck off

[Slurpee]

I have done two (2) minutes of research and learned the standard breakfast breakfast is generally called a "full breakfast."
that's fit and descriptive but it feels misleading because "continental breakfast" isn't called a "light breakfast" it isn't called a "partial breakfast" it isn't called a "whatever foods can be stored at room temperature breakfast"

by the standard of "continental breakfast" a full breakfast should be called a king's breakfast or a frontier roughneck breakfast or a yahoo wahooey hooray breakfast please implement this as soon as possible

[PhantomCatClock]

sorry but as a fluent english speaker you are not allowed to alter the agreed-upon english words or rules :{

[PhantomCatClock]

police??? there's a man in my house and he's doubling all my ram!!!

[VCRClock]

a frontier roughneck breakfast

this is why I like jim's. note the deliberate decision to retain the logotypes for the PIONEER® Breakfast and FRONTIER® Chili.

[VCRClock]

"I theen he'd rather have the box of dog biscuits, Quickstraw."



we need to bring back overt product placement in children's cartoons

[PhantomCatClock]

we need to bring back overt product placement in children's cartoons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neopets#Immersive_advertising

i notice parts of this and the linked article have since been removed. i was going to say it's illegal now but i haven't read it since two presidents ago so who knows