h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[VCRClock]

how? what sorcery is this?

edit: never mind, I just figured it out lol

and yet wikipedia and another web-based software suite I use still routinely fuck this up and act like someone rewrote an entire paragraph when they just changed a few punctuation marks

[PhantomCatClock]

did you just say newgrounds

[Slurpee]

____________________(Ich bin ein Berliner)
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[Slurpee]

professor austin powers advanced the theory of shagalectic materialism finish this joke later

[VCRClock]

(Ich bin ein Berliner)

when you've got lemons, you make lemonade

and when you've got rice, you make 𝐣𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬

[PhantomCatClock]

i'm starting wanikani over from lesson one




now's your chance

[Slurpee]

cleaning up all the bullshit I downloaded/panic installed during finals week freed up ~500 GB on my laptop lol. how the fuck even

[PhantomCatClock]

hey so giving blood is important and i'm doing it. i signed up! i have a appointment. i would never say anything bad about the american red cross but if you'll humor me for a second,




SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LEAVE ME VOICEMAILS EVERY FUCKING DAY GODDAMMIT

[PhantomCatClock]

jesus christ shitting on a hooker it's every fucking day you're so lucky i have too much blood you annoying pukes

[PhantomCatClock]

ok thank you for your cooperation that concludes 2025's complaint

[PhantomCatClock]

also this game is free to unlock on steam for at least the rest of today


...why does that link say 90% off? It says 100% off in the steam program. whateverrrrrrrrrrrr

[Slurpee]

also this game is free to unlock on steam for at least the rest of today


...why does that link say 90% off? It says 100% off in the steam program. whateverrrrrrrrrrrr

thanks I'll take it

[VCRClock]

got an email from adobe like "hey you haven't logged into your adobe account for fOuR yEaRs so we're going to delete it"

as if, chodes: i bought flash 8 in 2005 fair and square and I'm not going to let you act as though that wasn't a lifetime registration

[PhantomCatClock]

adobe didn't write flash 8 q. e. deez nuts

[Slurpee]

lenny face looks different now and I'm mad

used to could:


now:


*flips table*

[Slurpee]

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this is obscene


no no not you too my beloved
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nooooooo

[RobClock]

Today was the last day of my college work term so I am officially finished being a student. The shop I did my term at hired me so starting Monday I'm pulling in $21 an hour. Not an exceptional wage but $4 more an hour than I was making at the job I left for school.


Everything's coming up milhouse

[Slurpee]

congrats dude. may your economic trajectory continue upward until you are a glorious golden man

[PhantomCatClock]

who would win in a fight between :V and 二人

[RobClock]

congrats dude. may your economic trajectory continue upward until you are a glorious golden man