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[Slurpee]

I saw some fanart of Boc the Seamster and I thought "that's not what Boc looks like"



then I thought, "wait... IS that what Boc looks like? "
and I looked up some more
and people always draw him... weirdly weirdly. like weird in a weird way. it's never weird in the same way twice




and I realized I don't know what Boc looks like, and that this extends to when I am currently looking at him



seriously, what does he look like?
is his face white? dark with a light snout? dark with a pink snout? does he have a short protruding snout like lucario, or it is long and downward sloping like a opossum? does his nose have a little black puppy tip or no? are his eyes black? yellow? how wide is his mouth, is it a weird little tiny mouth or is it wide like a dog's? does he have a mass of disfiguring lumpy scars on the side of his face or doesn't he? does he have needle teeth, or rodent teeth? IS HE WEARING PANTS? why do I feel like I can't give a definite yes or no answer to "is this character wearing pants"?!

then I realized, pretty much every screenshot and video of Elden Ring has this quality
they somehow made an entire open world 3D video game impressionistic. Elden Ring always looks like a suggestion of itself. I hadn't thought much about its art direction, but that's actually an insane accomplishment. how do you make a 3D model that doesn't look like a specific shape?

[PhantomCatClock]

i've been reading Interview With Das Vampire and in my head, Lestat looks like Astarion, so he's this cool sexy guy leading Louis but kinda being bipolar about it


i have been a GOOD BOY all week so i looked up some scenes i've already read because I remember the movie being good and Louis was mm-mm perfect, but then lestat came in and i forgot he was played by BITCHASS TOM CRUISE god DAMMIT is it the mandela effect that he was played by astarion















anyway i'm saying i can relate