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Bigglesnoots

#18280
November 28, 2008, 04:33:21 PM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1457801LAY OFF, SLUT.
I'm everything you want me to be, baby
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DiscoBallClock

#18281
November 28, 2008, 04:36:04 PM
Quote from: Joey 2;1457802I'm everything you want me to be, baby

Well in that case I might consider having a threesome.

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Bigglesnoots

#18282
November 28, 2008, 04:37:02 PM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1457806Well in that case I might consider having a threesome.
note how I used a form of the verb to be, not to do.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#18284
November 28, 2008, 04:39:01 PM
I jacked off onto my reflection in the mirror. I think he liked it.

Bigglesnoots

#18285
November 28, 2008, 04:39:59 PM
I suck my own cock.



I win.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kombucha

#18286
November 28, 2008, 04:41:08 PM
Quote from: Joey 2;1457812I suck my own cock.



I win.
I keep trying to suck my own cock but I'm nowhere near limber enough. :(

Bigglesnoots

#18287
November 28, 2008, 04:41:50 PM
yeah me too

I'm coming like an inch short.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DiscoBallClock

#18289
November 28, 2008, 04:42:45 PM
My tongue gets to brush the tip. That's about it. I only tried it once though.

IT WAS HOT

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Bigglesnoots

#18290
November 28, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
what I meant was that I sucked my reflections cock.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Slash

#18291
November 28, 2008, 04:43:25 PM
Quote from: Joey 1337;1457813I keep trying to suck my own cock but I'm nowhere near limber enough. :(

Have a 2 or 4 ribs removed, that should do the trick, or get a longer sausage.

Bigglesnoots

#18292
November 28, 2008, 04:44:20 PM
Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1457819Have a 2 or 4 ris removed, that should do the trick
didn't someone famous actually have 2 ribs removed so he could suck his own cock?
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DiscoBallClock

#18293
November 28, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1457819Have a 2 or 4 ribs removed, that should do the trick, or get a longer sausage.
Or you could get someone to, you know, suck it for you.

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Bigglesnoots

#18294
November 28, 2008, 04:45:06 PM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1457821Or you could get someone to, you know, suck it for you.
how would that help you suck your own cock.

I don't get it.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Slash

#18295
November 28, 2008, 04:45:17 PM
Quote from: Joey 2;1457817what I meant was that I sucked my reflections cock.

So? Big deal, I fucked my reflection in the ass.

Bigglesnoots

#18296
November 28, 2008, 04:45:38 PM
I guess you could get your own cocked sucked whilst sucking someone's cock, so you could fool your body into thinking you're sucking your own cock.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DiscoBallClock

#18297
November 28, 2008, 04:47:12 PM
Quote from: Joey 2;1457822how would that help you suck your own cock.

I don't get it.
It takes less effort.

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DiscoBallClock

#18298
November 28, 2008, 04:47:31 PM
Pretend the person is you.

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Slash

#18299
November 28, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: Joey 2;1457824I guess you could get your own cocked sucked whilst sucking someone's cock, so you could fool your body into thinking you're sucking your own cock.

Nah, The thing you'll be wanting is to have the delicious taste of your own dick while the creamy sauce within shocks into your mouth.
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