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TruncheonClock

#20220
January 06, 2009, 05:54:34 PM
DiscoBallClock says:
Tell Lospy:
DiscoBallClock says:
Cheater!
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Sombra

#20221
January 06, 2009, 06:09:16 PM
Quote from: !!GAYDAD BUTTFAG!!;1490572Kenny Rogers thought it crass

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#20222
January 06, 2009, 06:10:02 PM
Mah cuntry boner, IT WONT GO DOWN[flash]http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/cuntryboner.swf height=0 width=0[/flash]

Losperman

#20223
January 06, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
Quote from: ShotaClock;1490585DiscoBallClock says:
Tell Lospy:
DiscoBallClock says:
Cheater!

I ain't see no signed contract, gurl.
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

TruncheonClock

#20224
January 06, 2009, 06:15:54 PM
DiscoBallClock says:
That's right, I'm so good in bed you forgot to sign :fez:
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Losperman

#20225
January 06, 2009, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: ShotaClock;1490613DiscoBallClock says:
That's right, I'm so good in bed you forgot to sign :fez:

More like so boring I fell asleep oohhhhhhhhh daaaaaaammmmmnnnnnn.
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

K3LTR0N

#20226
January 06, 2009, 06:32:31 PM
YEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Losperman

#20227
January 07, 2009, 02:05:54 AM
Happy birthday, Tequila!
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Losperman

#20229
January 07, 2009, 12:31:15 PM
Words like violence, break the silence.
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Sombra

#20230
January 07, 2009, 12:39:35 PM
All this violence is makin' me want to smash a bro

Sombra

#20231
January 07, 2009, 12:40:01 PM
You don't wanna get smashed do you Losperman!?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#20232
January 07, 2009, 02:08:39 PM
Quote from: Losperman;1491484Words like violence, break the silence.

Come crashing in, into my little world

Losperman

#20234
January 07, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: !!GAYDAD BUTTFAG!!;1491515Come crashing in, into my little world

Painful to me, pierce right through me.
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Losperman

#20235
January 07, 2009, 02:36:29 PM
Quote from: Sombra;1491489You don't wanna get smashed do you Losperman!?

Not after what happened the last time I got smashed. :sick:
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Losperman

#20236
January 07, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
MILITARY PAY RETIREMENT/SEPARATION BRIEF

1.   PURPOSE:  The purpose of this fact sheet is to assist you in out-processing through Finance and to provide you with information that may be helpful after your retirement/separation.  All appointment must be scheduled 20-30 days before your final out with MPF and you must be in uniform.  This is an official military appointment, if you do not show up in uniform you will be turned away.  

2.   DEBTS:  All debts must be paid off by your separation date.  Some debts will be accelerated prior to separation to meet this goal.  Types of debts are not limited to but do include: advance military pay, overpayments of pay and allowances, travel debts, overweight of household goods, Air Force Aid, Red Cross, MWR, BX, base housing, unearned bonuses, and negative leave balances.

3.   Taxes:  Taxes are based on what you are claiming during your separation month, i.e., Flight pay.  Leave sellback and severance pay are taxed at 25% for Federal Income Tax Withholding (FITW).  Also, depending on your state of legal residence (as shown on your LES) there may be a State Income Withholding (SITW).

4.   LEAVE:  Your commander must approve and sign your terminal leave on AF Form 988.

a.   Finance will issue terminal leave number(s). If you separate here the 52 CPTS will issue your leave number.   If you are taking stand alone PTDY, your orderly room can assign the leave number.  If you are taking terminal leave in conjunction with PTDY, the finance office will assign the leave numbers.  If you separate at a stateside base the finance office there will issue the leave number.

b.   Terminal leave must be taken in whole days.  Any leave remaining will automatically be sold back. If taking terminal/permissive leave outside the US, you will need to get the host nations approval to stay there, otherwise the leave will NOT be approved. **For people separating in Germany, you will not need a letter back from the German authorities.

c.   After 10 Feb 76, you may sell up to 60 days accrued leave during the remainder of your career.  Leave balances at DOS of more than 60 days (After your terminal leave has been charged) will automatically be lost!

d.    Leave accrued prior to 01 Sep 76 and not used (known as Save Pay leave) pays BAQ and BAS at the following rates:
(1)   Officers received full rates for BAS and BAQ.
(2)   All enlisted received BAS at 70 cents per day.
(3)   Enlisted grades E5 and above, who are eligible for BAQ at the “with dependent” rate, received $1.25 per day.
(4)   Permissive and/or Terminal Leave forms may only be submitted 30 days prior to start of leave.


5.   DIRECT DEPOSIT:  Will continue while you’re on terminal/permissive leave and will carry over to retirement pay.  For separatees, it is best to keep your direct deposit open until your travel settlements have been paid.  Retired payday is once per month on the first workday of the following month.  Direct deposit is mandatory for retirees.  If you need to change your direct deposit, you must do so at least one month prior to your retirement/separation date.  

6.   ALLOTMENTS:  

a.   Separation:  Allotments do not payout the month of your DOS.  Example: DOS is 5 January-last allotment paid out is 1st January for the previous month pay.  DOS is 18 January-last allotment paid out is 1st January; deductions that were made on mid-month January pay will be returned to you on your final separation payment.

b.   Bonds:  All bonds maintained in safekeeping must be requested on an AF Form 328 prior to separation/retirement.  This form is available at the Military Pay customer service counter.

c.   Retirees:  Allotments will pay out and carry over to your retiree pay.  Exception: CFC allotments, VEAP, US Savings Deposit Program will stop. Bonds that are more than a one-month purchase will be automatically stopped.  

7.   BASIC ALLOWANCE FOR HOUSING (BAH)

a.   Single Members residing in the dorm and receiving partial rate BAQ or BAQ DIFF may be entitled to single rate BAH II.  You must be on terminal or permissive leave and have cleared out of the dorm; in addition, you must have an AF Form 291 signed by the dorm manager.  Take a copy of your separation orders, AF Form 291, and AF Form 988 (Leave Form) to the Housing Office in Bldg 509.  Housing will prepare an AF Form 594 and Forward it to our office.  Finance will automatically start BAH upon receipt of this document.
b.   Members Living In Base Housing who have cleared through Housing will automatically at the time of clearing have an AF Form 594 accomplished, and that form will be sent to Finance to start a “with dependent” rate BAH.

c.   If you choose to separate here and take terminal leave in the states,
     you will be entitled to BAH II.  If you choose to separate at a
     stateside base you BAH will be based off that stateside bases zip
     code.  

8.   YOUR FINAL PAY:  Includes pay and allowances since last pay period to date of separation, leave sell back/save pay leave, clothing maintenance allowance, and separation type payments.  This payment will be ready by the 2nd or 3rd business day following your DOS.  A Saturday, Sunday, or a holiday is not a business day.  All final payments will be made by electronic funds transfer to your account.  

9.   AUDIT:  The Finance Center audits all separatees’ and retirees’ final pay. If you have been overpaid, the Finance Center will notify you by mail for options for repayment.  If you are underpaid, the Finance Center will notify the finance office that originally paid your final payment to EFT you a payment for the difference.  The Finance Center will take 21-25 days to audit your military pay record.  

10.   LES:  Finance Center at Denver, Colorado will mail the final LES to your future mailing address.  This should arrive within 6-8 weeks after DOS.  As for W-2 forms, they will be mailed out to the future mailing address changes, please contact the nearest Air Force Finance Office to update your new mailing address.

11.  IMPORTANT NUMBERS TO KNOW:

      - Pay Call (LES information)                                                        1-800-755-7413
      - My Pay                                                                          http://mypay.dfas.mil
   - Separation at DFAS:                                   1-800-433-0461  
   - Retirement at DFAS:                                  1-800-321-1080
   - BAH link            https://secureapp2.hqda.pentagon.mil/perdiem/
   - For correspondence:                                                       DFAS-CL
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                                                                                                          P.O. BOX 99191
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Losperman

#20237
January 07, 2009, 05:24:29 PM
Man, that 1UP UGO thing is still pissing me off.
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

TruncheonClock

#20238
January 07, 2009, 05:32:30 PM
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Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past
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