is he dead yet

[Zeffy1234567890]

I don't know...

...AM I???

[Losperman]

YAY CADNY I LUV CADNY

WE ARE TOTALLY DOMINATING THIS PAGE

CADNY

[Zeffy]

YAY CADNY I LUV CADNY

WE ARE TOTALLY DOMINATING THIS PAGE

CADNY

[Losperman]

Ok, I have to go to sleep now. I am so tired. zzzzzzz

[Losperman]

Ok, I have to go to sleep now. I am so tired. zzzzzzz

GOOD NIGHT ASSHOLE AND ALSO GOOD MORNING

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[PirateClock]

TLDR

[ChickenClock]

I the meantime Losperman is feeding his children.

[Losperman]

I hate when I start to sneeze, and my eyes get all squinty and I hold my breath... and then nothing. All I'm left with is watery eyes. Sometimes life is just so unfair, you know? But it's ok. Because I have Friday and Monday off. I just need to get past my research paper and history test tomorrow. After that, smooth sailing. Buy my house next Wednesday, see Harry Potter on Friday, and then leave for home Saturday morning. Shit, that reminds me I have to call about getting my windshield fixed this week. There's a crack in it and I'm sure it will get larger in the cold Northern air. I also need to get my oil changed. So much to do, so little time. I can't wait to get up there, though. Good times will most assuredly be had by all. Except maybe Gary. I don't think he ever has a good time. I'd like to play Axis and Allies again this time, but somehow I don't think we will. But I am planning on buying Soul Calibur 3 for us to play. Ron wants me to get Guitar Hero, but I only have $300 spending money for my two weeks there, and I'm not spending $70-80 of it on a game that I will probably hardly touch after I leave. We will also have to continue our Guy Game file. We have yet to unlock all the boobages. Some people think it's weird that I spend a good amount of time playing video games with Ron on my vacations. But, you know what? That's what I like to do, damn it. Some people like to pay a lot of money to see historical sites and go to big festivals and all that. No thanks. I want to do what I liked to do before I left. Of course I will do my share of sight seeing as well. Ron and I are going to kidnap Michelle and spend a day in the city. Walking around, taking pictures. I miss the city a lot, so I want some snappy snaps to better remember it by. But I'm not going to the Alley. Fucking dipshits. Luring people into parking "illegally" and then booting their car and forcing them to pay... like $75 I think. Asswads. I don't know what I will do with the rest of my time while Ron's in school, though. I don't want to travel back and forth between his house and mine too much. I only have $200 for gas/food, and once that's gone I have to dip into my spending money. I don't know if we're still planning on going to a "club" or not. And I wonder if Gary and Ron are going to try that "surprise" they spoke of on previous occasions? But I do know that we must have White Castle, Taco Bell, and Wendy's while I am there. It was like a tradition with me and Ron. We'd be up at like 2am playing games and I'd say that I was hungry. He'd ask where I wanted to go, but pretty much everything was closed except White Castle. The problem is, I hate White Castle. The steamed burgers are gross. But he'd convince me that it was the only place open, so we'd go and get the big sack (or ball sack, whatever it's called) which is like 20 burgers apiece. And of course I would down these "disgusting" burger like they were nothing. So, basically, the tradition is centered around my denial for my taste for White Castle hamburgers. It sucks that Ron doesn't work at the ski lift again. I would have liked to have made that a tradition as well. As boring as you'd think sitting in a small, heatless shack for hours on end is... we made it fun. We made everything fun, as a matter of fact. I think you could put me and Ron in the middle of Iraq and we'd find a way to have a good time. We could be tied down and be undergoing Chinese water torture and be laughing our asses off. I think that's why we were such good friends. With all of my other friends, I can remember awkward silences or fits of boredom. With Ron, I can only remember blacking out and waking up with him on top of me whispering "It's ok, it's me, Casper." Maybe that's not such a good thing... My grandma is living with my mom up there now, and she expects that I'll be spending a lot of time with her. Haha... no. I would much rather be hanging out with friends than be sitting there remembering the time I pissed in my great grandmothers face or the time I pushed a TV out a window. I went to visit her a few weeks ago and I even mentioned to my mom (in front of my grandma) that I would be spending most my time at Ron's. My grandma was like "What about me? Aren't you going to spend time with me?" I said "Uh... not really." And then she laughed. Bitch thought I was joking. Yeah, it's be really funny when you're crying to yourself in a dark and lonely house, grams. Some of my other friends want to hang out with me when I'm up there, too. I don't know if I'll have the time (or gas money) though. Well, I say that. But what I really mean is "I don't think I have the want to spend my time telling different people the same thing over and over again." That's what it will be. "So, what have you been up to?" "How's the Air Force?" "When are you coming home?" zzz Oh, what, I'm awake. I should just hold a press conference or something for them. Get all the questions and BS out of the way. Then, if they want to tag along on our little Chicago adventure, be my guest. If you haven't noticed by now, I am pretty bored. And this thread seems to be dying. It's only fun when there are other people posting. Bastards. But it's ok. I like posting in it, even when I'm only talking to myself. I can be a dumbass and not have to worry about having my post deleted or getting chill pilled. Not that I ever have been, but I'm sure I would be if I posted half the shit I do in here. Like that sword fighting pic. I should make that my sig, though. Or one of them my avvy. I should learn Flash. I need an .swf avvy. I always feel left out when I see those lists. Maybe I should though, since I don't make movies? Sometimes I am torn on that issue. I don't think the crew should be segregated because of the use of Flash, but it seems it will always be there now. It didn't use to be, but things have changed. Hold on, I'm going to look for some quotes on windshield replacements. Ok, that was relatively painless. I didn't like the price she gave me so I told her I was going to look elsewhere. She gave me a $50 discount and free wiper blade replacements. I can do that. Now I just need to get my oil changed this weekend. And I need to buy Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. That was a great movie, I don't care what anybody says. I should probably stop writing now. I have a lot of work to finish. I have been doing it while writing, but I am starting to get distracted. And I think I've written a sufficient amount to deter everyone from reading it all. Mission: Accomplished. Ok, back to the coal mines for me.

[Losperman]

I the meantime Losperman is feeding his children.

>:|

That looks nothing like a losper.

[GreyClock]

hei donchu mean lobster

[Losperman]

hei donchu mean lobster

I type with a lithp.

[ChickenClock]

>:|

That looks nothing like a losper.

Did I say Losperman? I meant Losperman's minion. GoatPower.

[Losperman]

Did I say Losperman? I meant Losperman's minion. GoatPower.

Hahaha, oh. Makes sense now. You know Bedn and Mudafuken were also my minions at one point. Mudafuken turned out ok, but... we all know what happened to Bedn.

[ChickenClock]

This tread lacks Peggy.

[EnvelopeClock]

Yo Buss Dis

[bigbadron]

Hahaha, oh. Makes sense now. You know Bedn and Mudafuken were also my minions at one point. Mudafuken turned out ok, but... we all know what happened to Bedn.

word.

[Losperman]

word.

lololol

[EnvelopeClock]

Don't use Meth, use MATH!

[Losperman]

Don't use Meth, use MATH!

pic plz

[EnvelopeClock]

pic plz

There are none. At all. In the history of ever.