h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[EvilBeanClock]

5 years, 524 posts, and no fucks given

[pop-tart]

524, eh?

[EvilBeanClock]

well something like that

[Slurpee]

Nah, it's farther to the right. Definitely not supposed to be there :P I'll probably be going to the doctor soon. If it is a tumor, I want the CC to start a fundraiser for me, and then use Tree Clock as the middle man before it gets to me.

have you gone to the doctor

was i right was it a lymph node

[pop-tart]

is it a tick?

[PhantomCatClock]

It's obviously the chip that protects your higher brain function from the intelligent tentacle arms you had implanted in your back. Get it removed and you'll become a supervillain.

[AnkhClock]

gimme an idea for a new flash

[bigbadron]

[Slurpee]

gimme an idea for a new flash

 batman something sometihign

[AmberArachnidClock]

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested?seed=bird



edit: goddamnit I got this from reddit

[Slurpee]

every episode of law and order svu I've watched they just arbitrarily decide somebody did the thing and then they hound him until he goes to jail

in csi there's always like three twists
if the first person they suspect did it it's a surprise because they go through like three other dudes and just somehow end up back at the first person because twists

in svu it's just like you did it i know you did it you little shit confess
oops court fucked up
no reason to have any respect for the court's decision unless im right though come back here fucker I will have your balls hahahaha got you

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I liked the native american guy and Ice T they were a good duo.

[Marlin Clock]

Remember when there was an actual lawyer on that show?

[AnkhClock]

every episode of law and order svu I've watched they just arbitrarily decide somebody did the thing and then they hound him until he goes to jail

in csi there's always like three twists
if the first person they suspect did it it's a surprise because they go through like three other dudes and just somehow end up back at the first person because twists

in svu it's just like you did it i know you did it you little shit confess
oops court fucked up
no reason to have any respect for the court's decision unless im right though come back here fucker I will have your balls hahahaha got you

all i know about law I know from phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

[WrenchClock]

So there was this DJ that was like

[WrenchClock]

kickin' off

[WrenchClock]

I don't know what he was doing

[WrenchClock]

But it was sick, man

[WrenchClock]

Like, he was like

[WrenchClock]

Hands in the air, like, penis out