gary brolsma tank n spank

[miracle fruit]

[AstronautClock]

I bet reading that made her feel a little better

[PhantomCatClock]

CUST 90 POOP



I'd buy it

[bigbadron]

2 gone 2 fast

[AnkhClock]

[PhantomCatClock]

[u2]sF-YBfnappM&autoplay=1[/u2]

[miracle fruit]

welcome to millions of years ago phantombuffoon

[WrenchClock]

[Slurpee]

people mock the spaghetti line and rightfully so, but other than that and "BLAOW" the first halff of the first verse of lose yourself is pretty much a fucking masterpiece of internal slant rhyme.

palms arms vomit moms calm bombs on
knees weak
heavy already spaghetti and ready forgetting
nervous surface
down crowd grows loud mouth out how now
choking joking

and the spaghetti parody can't cover up how fucking nuts the second verse is (they skip the last one) simultaneously capturing the rolling stone/falling star narrative dynamic while maintaining the diluvial rhyme structure
lonely roads, god only knows / he's grown farther from home, he's no father / he goes home and barely knows his own MOM'S SPAGHETTI /SPA SPAGHETTI SGPAGHETIT

[buttplug]

I don't think mom's spaghetti is even a bad line, shows you that Eminem was a loser fucker and all he had was rapping

[miracle fruit]

^moms spagetti is genius line

[WrenchClock]

I met a user from an antique site
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the internet. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered clockface lies, whose hands,
And cracked face, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its animator well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The flash that mocked them and the votes that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Strawberrymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

[Slurpee]

lets be real ramses and the kindoms of ancient egypt were nothing compared to sbc in his prime

[Slurpee]

I came here to post this

[buttplug]

"dicks up me" was my favorite one

[AnkhClock]

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD

[VCRClock]

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD

> oh this must be where all the clips for oniichan.avi.wmv came from
> lol y dey make this tho
> track 1
> dawn of bitter realization

e upon further listening, later on in track 1, heavy artillery sounds(?), typing sound effects and shit enter the mix. what?

[Lump Clock]

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD

I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds it was so uncomfortable, combined among two clips.

[bigbadron]

[BilliardBall10]

i think eminem is an OK guy overall, and even if he is an asshole at times, what te hell, he raps well.