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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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pop-tart

ANND I was vacuuming when she rang the bell so I didn't hear it so she just walked in (not sure if I'm good with that but w/e.) My dog was hiding becuz he doesn't like the vacuum noise. She makes a joke like 'so if any burglars ever want break in all they need to get past your dog is a Dyson?'

If someone steals my shit when I'm out I know it was this stubbly chickenhead.

bigbadron

Quote from: pop-tart;1964121So there's this one Cuban girl I play around with named Augustina and I always liked when she came over because she keeps her kitty real nice.. landing strip... smells nice like vanilla cupcakes..

She came to hang out today and there was stubble ANNDD no vanilla smell.

This is like getting bad service at your favorite restaurant. I don't know if I'm going to eat there again.

Quote from: pop-tart;1964122ANND I was vacuuming when she rang the bell so I didn't hear it so she just walked in (not sure if I'm good with that but w/e.) My dog was hiding becuz he doesn't like the vacuum noise. She makes a joke like 'so if any burglars ever want break in all they need to get past your dog is a Dyson?'

If someone steals my shit when I'm out I know it was this stubbly chickenhead.

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Marlin Clock

Is chickenhead some kind of racial slur or are you just using some random flavor words there?

bigbadron

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1964132Is chickenhead some kind of racial slur or are you just using some random flavor words there?

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AstronautClock

poptart you should just tell her you like that vanilla smell and that tidy trimmed bush

BilliardBall10

watch out bro, she might steal your stuff.

also, haha dogs hate vacuums!

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pop-tart

Quote from: AstronautClock;1964140poptart you should just tell her you like that vanilla smell and that tidy trimmed bush

I don't do relationships becuz I hate when ppl start taking each other for granted and let themselves go.. I'm just thinking this is a sign...
 
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1964142watch out bro, she might steal your stuff.

also, haha dogs hate vacuums!

I don't have much worth stealin anyway lol..


PhantomCatClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1964100[U2]d0MpOD6ZUlE[/U2]

Blingee lets you make videos, now? (and just quoting so I don't have to go back a page to watch this again, tomorrow)

AstronautClock

Quote from: pop-tart;1964145I don't do relationships becuz I hate when ppl start taking each other for granted and let themselves go.. I'm just thinking this is a sign...

smart guy. but I think I mostly like being single because I dont want to be stuck with someone



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KeyClock

Quote from: AnkhClock;1964205Just got done watching the best Christmas movie of all time

Jingle All the Way

RIP Arnold's Career

fixed that for you

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