is he dead yet

[PhantomCatClock]

Colossian sausage

[Marlin Clock]

While I was searching for the autoplay code I came across this post and felt like quoting it. It's interesting to think about.

I remember asking Slurpee about memes and I got a history lesson that really answered every question I could have ever had, even ones I hadn't verbalized yet.

I honestly should pry some sage knowledge out of slurps more often.

[PhantomCatClock]

Not quite as useful as Wowbagger's Grandson, but Glorious Piss Lorry.

[pop-tart]

Not quite as useful as Wowbagger's Grandson, but Glorious Piss Lorry.

COCK TIP PROFESSOR

[pop-tart]

Vanilla Tink Girl Part III

OK, so Cuban girl comes over today. We're lying on my bed, drinkin some Starbucks watchin Archer on Netflix. We always start our visits watchin TV or something because it makes her feel like less of a skank if she pretends she didn't come over for D. We love Archer... though I can't ever get Coach McGurk out of my head when he's talking. But I digress.

I guess she was really comfy because she started to nod off. Whatever. I'm watchin Archer anyway. Suddenly she grabs her neck and jumps. I ask her what's wrong.

She says "you'll laugh.."
I'm all like "no, go on.. I promise I won't"
She says "you know when you're half awake and start awake-dreaming and blah blah.."
I figured she was goin to say she was dreamin that Lana shot her with a harpoon or something.

Nope.

She dreamt that there was an ATM at the foot of my bed. Above the ATM was a fish tank. This fish tank was set up like a Habitrail... you know, with all the tubes and shit? But instead of hamsters, koi fish.

She said in her dream, she was making a transaction at the ATM when suddenly a fish leaped out of the tank onto the PIN pad. The flopping fish hit the keys, entering a wrong PIN number. The ATM has a security device that "zapped" you if you entered an incorrect PIN. The fish was electrocuted to death and in the process it bounced onto her neck.

And this is why she jumped.

I laughed. Oh Lord, I laughed. I told her I was laughing at Archer.

She left. But I still have my grande mocha so fuck it.

[VCRClock]

An ATM in your room with expensive carp swimming around in a convoluted tank attached to it?

That half-dream is pimp as heck.

[PhantomCatClock]

But I still have my grande mocha so fuck it.

You can't be that desperate after she left

[PhantomCatClock]

Eugh.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Chris Chan's (sonichu guy) house burned down. That place was a huge fire hazard so it's not surprising, I feel pretty bad for the guy. They're level 5 hoarders I imagine their insurance wont help them out at all, and there's no way they have enough money to get another place. They'll probably live off church help for a while and end up in a trailer. Though the loss of all his possessions might spur him to change, so maybe there's a silver lining in this.

[Losperman]

Vanilla Tink Girl Part III

OK, so Cuban girl comes over today. We're lying on my bed, drinkin some Starbucks watchin Archer on Netflix. We always start our visits watchin TV or something because it makes her feel like less of a skank if she pretends she didn't come over for D. We love Archer... though I can't ever get Coach McGurk out of my head when he's talking. But I digress.

I guess she was really comfy because she started to nod off. Whatever. I'm watchin Archer anyway. Suddenly she grabs her neck and jumps. I ask her what's wrong.

She says "you'll laugh.."
I'm all like "no, go on.. I promise I won't"
She says "you know when you're half awake and start awake-dreaming and blah blah.."
I figured she was goin to say she was dreamin that Lana shot her with a harpoon or something.

Nope.

She dreamt that there was an ATM at the foot of my bed. Above the ATM was a fish tank. This fish tank was set up like a Habitrail... you know, with all the tubes and shit? But instead of hamsters, koi fish.

She said in her dream, she was making a transaction at the ATM when suddenly a fish leaped out of the tank onto the PIN pad. The flopping fish hit the keys, entering a wrong PIN number. The ATM has a security device that "zapped" you if you entered an incorrect PIN. The fish was electrocuted to death and in the process it bounced onto her neck.

And this is why she jumped.

I laughed. Oh Lord, I laughed. I told her I was laughing at Archer.

She left. But I still have my grande mocha so fuck it.

Wait... how was laughing at that half-dream not acceptable? Were you supposed to be gentle and consoling?

[PhantomCatClock]

You should've waited until you stopped and said she just dreamed you were laughing, too

[RobClock]

Dwayne 'The Clock' Johnson

has it been done?

[pop-tart]

Wait... how was laughing at that half-dream not acceptable? Were you supposed to be gentle and consoling?

That's my question! Why are the hot ones always insane?
 

You should've waited until you stopped and said she just dreamed you were laughing, too

Where were you yesterday??

[Losperman]

That's my question! Why are the hot ones always insane?

And unshaven.

[VuBawlsClock]

[Losperman]

[AnkhClock]

That's my question! Why are the hot ones always insane?

[AstronautClock]

Dwayne 'The Clock' Johnson

has it been done?

I dont think so

[buttplug]

No one deserves to have their house burn down, thats the most horrific shit

[AstronautClock]

That's my question! Why are the hot ones always insane?
 

my theory is that its the crazy that gives them that extra sexy