is he dead yet

[AstronautClock]

nerd lol

[AstronautClock]

[Blue]

nerd lol

truly

[PhantomCatClock]

Don't pretend you've never wanted to take a dump in the great pit of carkoon



a brave person with rubber gloves and any given movie theatre toilet would be quite an accomplishment

[BilliardBall10]

hello

hello, Clock of the Future, Keeper of the time-gate, Guardian of the Void, Master of the dark-nebula, Swordman of Alcheron, warrior of the Codes.

lol jk
sup mr. blue, how are you?!


hello, my dear sir!
how are you blue clock?
will you return in the cc? will you post again?
welcome back!

[Slurpee]

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[PhantomCatClock]

my night:

Crap crap crap, my magical self-repairing computer decided it'd somehow load the internal keyboard that I had deleted the driver for after like six hours for no reason. THIS IS A BAD TIME TO BE AN AMAZING COMPUTER.

Shiiiiit, this keyboard is starting to press SHIFT and other modifier keys, I can't DO anything

Better go buy some screwdrivers and unplug that bitch

Fuck, I ruined the internal keyboard connector. Oh well, not like I'm ever plugging it in again

Shit, the power button is part of the keyboard on a hardware level, I forgot. Better plug the keyboard back in

...oh. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

According to the internet, if I use a staple and connect the fifth and twenty-ninth teeth in this keyboard connector, it'll power up? That's stupid. This isn't working.

I can't believe I've been trying to connect these teeth for five minutes now.

Tenth minute's a charWHOOOOA IT STARTED UP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

okay, I guess it's december 31 1969? Nice to see I completely shot the clock and memory here, but at least everything seems to be working

IT'S A MIRACLE, PRAISE BE i do believe in a higher coincidence, after all

printing out labels to put all around the computer that say DO NOT SHUT DOWN

scheduling computer to automatically turn itself on every day JUST IN CASE





I'm so happy to be back online. I was computerless for almost three hours. Talk about hell

[BilliardBall10]

my night:

Better go buy some screwdrivers and unplug that bitch

Fuck, I ruined the internal keyboard connector. . Better plug the keyboard back in

...oh. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

According to the internet, if I use a staple and connect the fifth and twenty-ninth teeth in this keyboard connector, it'll power up? That's stupid. This isn't working.

I can't believe I've been trying to connect these teeth for five minutes now.

okay, I guess it's december 31 1969? Nice to see I completely shot the clock and memory here, but at least everything seems to be working

I'm so happy to be back online. I was computerless for almost three hours. Talk about hell

ok, so you basically plugged in your computer, and then screwed your computer's clock.
high-five! nice job, phantom-cat-clock!

someone should animate all this story, its too epic to miss.

[PhantomCatClock]

scrotal recall

[PhantomCatClock]

wait no A SCROTAL ECLIIIIPSE OF THE HEAAAART

[BilliardBall10]

you-you screwed the clock too much, right?
RIGHT?!

[WobbuffetClock]

I just discovered Rick and Morty. Holy shit.

I really don't like the way the characters are drawn in that show.

[miracle fruit]

I really don't like the way the characters are drawn in that show.

r u some kind of peculiar freak

[RenegadeClock]

[pop-tart]

I Googled 'white kids eating egg rolls' figuring there had to be an American counterpart to that image and most the results were of Michelle Obama eating a taco.

Wha?

[RenegadeClock]

Here's the the about white people, Pops: we are fucking boring as hell.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I really don't like the way the characters are drawn in that show.

[miracle fruit]

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[BilliardBall10]

Here's the the about white people, Pops: we are fucking boring as hell.

true fact.

...except from the members of the CC, everyone is awesome in here!
also watch FU clock's and sherclock's works, those guys are funny as hell!

also insulinius clock, his legends are quite known.

[Zeffy]

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