gary brolsma tank n spank

[RobClock]

This is how I spend most of my day.

Oh, shut up- they don't want to hear it.

[pop-tart]

Talk about model planes in ugly pussies... then people will talk back.

[BilliardBall10]

they did a new ''fargo'' movie?
how come?

this was a good film, and it didnt need a remake.

also: model planes in puss.... what else shall we see nowadays, actresses with train models?

[miracle fruit]

new fargo is a tv series not a movie and also not set in fargo, north dakota

[BilliardBall10]

i see. is it a good TV series?

[PhantomCatClock]

is it set in the fargodeep mine

[RobClock]

is it set in the fargodeep mine

Seeing a live-action version of the warcraft Kobold would be awesome.

[PhantomCatClock]

Thank you, childhood spent reading way too many Ripley's collections


(this is a wax bust of the dude with a fake candle, but apparently he was a real guy with a real hole in his head)

[VCRClock]

>streetlight outside bedroom window
>never close shade b/c can't be arsed
>be trying to sleep
>can't
>why is this streetlight so goddamn bright tonight
>mfw it's the moon

[PhantomCatClock]

no face when

[VCRClock]

no face when

forgot pic

[PhantomCatClock]

dictionary.com, stop it. I came here to look up a word, not have fun.

[miracle fruit]

CANADIAN PORN NOT CANADIAN ENOUGH: CRTC RULING

Last month, the Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission issued a warning to several Toronto-based erotica channels for failing to broadcast a sufficient level of Canadian-made pornography.

AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips, and homosexual-oriented Maleflixxx were all reprimanded for failing to reach the required 35 per cent threshold for Canadian content and providing an insufficient level of close captioning.

All Canadian broadcasters are required to air content that consists of 35 per cent Canadian programming over the course of the year. The blanket rule is part of the federal governmentââ,¬â,,¢s long-running mandate of fostering Canadian talent and the local entertainment industry, in addition to ensuring broadcasters do not simply acquire the rights to American-made programming.

This means approximately 8.5 hours of a 24-hour broadcast schedule is required to be Canadian programming. According to a filing to the CRTC, Channel Zero claims the deficit in Canadian erotica was merely a clerical error and that its channels missed the threshold by minutes per day. The programming was adjusted in light of the regulatorsââ,¬â,,¢ notice.

With regards to the CRTCââ,¬â,,¢s complaint on the need for close captioning, Channel Zero said, ââ,¬Å"We appreciate and respect the importance of providing closed captioning for our viewers, as a means of making our programming accessible to the hearing impaired.ââ,¬Â

Regulators also previously discussed the need for audio description to cater to the blind audience, which led Channel Zero to issue the following reply: ââ,¬Å"We currently do not air any programming that would require Audio Description.ââ,¬Â

So, whatââ,¬â,,¢s next in line for the CRTCââ,¬â,,¢s strict regulations? Bilingual moaning? Mon dieuââ,¬Â¦ oh my God. Mon dieuââ,¬Â¦ oh my God.

Then again, thereââ,¬â,,¢s always the internet.

[AstronautClock]

now thats being a government

[VCRClock]

I love Canadian Content regulations.

They mean I could go to Canada and film the world's worst porn, and those stations would probably still air it to fill their quota.

Get excited for Lumberjack Hockey Nurses 2: Petrified Wood.

[SoBe Clock]

[U2]scOWoUruKCY[/U2]

[PhantomCatClock]

for the one or two CCBT people who don't read anything else

[PhantomCatClock]

[U2]scOWoUruKCY[/U2]

Hahaha, that was great. And people I've actually heard of? Whaaaaaaaaaat

[RobClock]

I love Canadian Content regulations.

They mean I could go to Canada and film the world's worst porn, and those stations would probably still air it to fill their quota.

Get excited for Lumberjack Hockey Nurses 2: Petrified Wood.

How did you get the rights? The first one is a CBC classic.

Fat Refund

I wish Marc M.'s part was longer. His verse was hilarious and his voice is perfect for this kind of shit.

[SoBe Clock]

Stamper sounds like Eminem