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PhantomCatClock

#103720
October 02, 2014, 03:51:34 PM
Aww, Video Game is my favorite

BilliardBall10

#103721
October 02, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
from what videogame, losperman?
do you like collecting stamps as well?

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Losperman

#103722
October 02, 2014, 08:59:27 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1976806from what videogame, losperman?
do you like collecting stamps as well?

I don't remember, exactly. I know there was some general video game imagery, and I think they had some classic characters like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong, but I'm not sure. And I don't collect stamps, but I'm trying the whole 'write real letters' thing, so I like getting fun stamps.
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miracle fruit

#103724
October 03, 2014, 01:33:00 AM
inherent vice trailer finalllly

[U2]wZfs22E7JmI[/U2]

VuBawlsClock

#103726
October 03, 2014, 12:26:56 PM
Oh god, so,
I'm in Singapore right? had a nice time out in town. Did a lot of walking and going to places and looking. Went back to the ship via taxi and my wallet fell out my fucking pocket. My wallet that held my military id, my drivers license, my social security card, my bank access number, my ship pay card, and last but defintly not least, my fucking Secret token card. Wasn't able to go back out the entire day and without my ID, coudn't even get back out at all this port call. So I slept all day today moping about my loss and I get up at like 11:30pm to piss and my friend who works in security comes up to me all drunk and blasted saying "OH HAY, EVERYBODIES LOOKING FOR YOUUUU, GO TO DISPATCHHHH". so I go.

This mother fucker in dispatch is holding my wallet and I just cum everywhere. Somebody took the same taxi I did the night before and found my wallet, so they returned it. I was so happy.



tl;dr
I'm dumb and hold everything important in my wallet that is put away in shorts with pockets made of butter.

It's 1:25 am right now and I plan on going back out in 6 hours. This is everything I ever wanted and more.
Fuck Steven Universe

NintendrCkolc

#103727
October 03, 2014, 12:39:53 PM
farting is for winners


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AstronautClock

#103728
October 03, 2014, 01:16:39 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1976822Oh god, so,
I'm in Singapore right? had a nice time out in town. Did a lot of walking and going to places and looking. Went back to the ship via taxi and my wallet fell out my fucking pocket. My wallet that held my military id, my drivers license, my social security card, my bank access number, my ship pay card, and last but defintly not least, my fucking Secret token card. Wasn't able to go back out the entire day and without my ID, coudn't even get back out at all this port call. So I slept all day today moping about my loss and I get up at like 11:30pm to piss and my friend who works in security comes up to me all drunk and blasted saying "OH HAY, EVERYBODIES LOOKING FOR YOUUUU, GO TO DISPATCHHHH". so I go.

This mother fucker in dispatch is holding my wallet and I just cum everywhere. Somebody took the same taxi I did the night before and found my wallet, so they returned it. I was so happy.



tl;dr
I'm dumb and hold everything important in my wallet that is put away in shorts with pockets made of butter.

It's 1:25 am right now and I plan on going back out in 6 hours. This is everything I ever wanted and more.

learn from this you dummy (I also keep everyting in my wallet fuck yeah)

BilliardBall10

#103729
October 03, 2014, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1976822Oh god, so,
I'm in Singapore right? had a nice time out in town. Did a lot of walking and going to places and looking. Went back to the ship via taxi and my wallet fell out my fucking pocket.
This mother fucker in dispatch is holding my wallet and I just cum everywhere. Somebody took the same taxi I did the night before and found my wallet, so they returned it. I was so happy.

tl;dr
I'm dumb and hold everything important in my wallet that is put away in shorts with pockets made of butter.

It's 1:25 am right now and I plan on going back out in 6 hours. This is everything I ever wanted and more.

well, im happy that you got your wallet back! :)
but my friend, better out your wallet in the back pockets of your pants/shorts, or buy shorts/pants with better pockets.
i've been there, and my new shorts/pants/trousers ALWAYS have solid, covered with zippers, pockets.
no wallet can escape from those pockets. not anymore.

anyway, have fun, and take many photos!

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#103730
October 03, 2014, 07:02:36 PM
I doubt anyone remembers the thread but years back someone's girlfriend joined the cc and posted all these mindlessly cutesy comics about a girl who's friends with a cookie. Amidst all the praise for the comics someone said it was boring and should involve a giant stereotypically german dildo named Shultz. Then someone else drew it.



It made me laugh.

Losperman

#103731
October 03, 2014, 09:25:33 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1976822Oh god, so,
I'm in Singapore right? had a nice time out in town. Did a lot of walking and going to places and looking. Went back to the ship via taxi and my wallet fell out my fucking pocket. My wallet that held my military id, my drivers license, my social security card, my bank access number, my ship pay card, and last but defintly not least, my fucking Secret token card. Wasn't able to go back out the entire day and without my ID, coudn't even get back out at all this port call. So I slept all day today moping about my loss and I get up at like 11:30pm to piss and my friend who works in security comes up to me all drunk and blasted saying "OH HAY, EVERYBODIES LOOKING FOR YOUUUU, GO TO DISPATCHHHH". so I go.

This mother fucker in dispatch is holding my wallet and I just cum everywhere. Somebody took the same taxi I did the night before and found my wallet, so they returned it. I was so happy.



tl;dr
I'm dumb and hold everything important in my wallet that is put away in shorts with pockets made of butter.

It's 1:25 am right now and I plan on going back out in 6 hours. This is everything I ever wanted and more.

Did you get a formal reprimand for cumming all over the place?
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RobClock

#103732
October 03, 2014, 10:20:23 PM
in other news;

!!!!! DOWNLOAD THE ROB_CLOCK FLA !!!!!
for use in your cartoons

Losperman

#103733
October 03, 2014, 10:33:53 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1976853in other news;

Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.
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miracle fruit

#103734
October 03, 2014, 10:43:10 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1976853in other news;

hahaha

AstronautClock

#103736
October 04, 2014, 02:39:31 PM
Quote from: Losperman;1976855Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.

you have two avatars at the same time. thats more than any admin ever!!

BilliardBall10

#103737
October 04, 2014, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1976843I doubt anyone remembers the thread but years back someone's girlfriend joined the cc and posted all these mindlessly cutesy comics about a girl who's friends with a cookie. Amidst all the praise for the comics someone said it was boring and should involve a giant stereotypically german dildo named Shultz. Then someone else drew it.



It made me laugh.

i remember that! it was in the comics section of the site, and it was made by someone who was also a l0ck??? i cant exactly tell, maybe it was made by horsechestnut, but i could be very, very wrong.

i will look at my CC comic archives, and i might find out.

however i liked this comic, i wish the artist did more...

oh. and speaking of comics.
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1976862
woah. who did this? it seems g-tastic!
and funny.
Quote from: Losperman;1976855Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.
oh man, that sucks.
have you saved that image, or, is it lost forever?

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#103738
October 04, 2014, 09:47:52 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1976862

Stay out of my basement! No photos!
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