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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0__wwgY0o

[SoBe Clock]

does anyone else here watch the eric andre show? this shits brilliant.

[u2]

warp speed dont rainbow read me nigga

[u2]

I just started watching this show thanks to you two. Thank you.

[miracle fruit]

[pop-tart]

wtf

[miracle fruit]

I just started watching this show thanks to you two. Thank you.

also watch the katering show

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[Slurpee]

we open on a dark desert road. a subtitle informs us it is december of 2010. a man is standing outside of a car, having difficulty trying to get a tow truck on his cell phone. a car pulls up and he flags it down. the car slows to a stop. he curses out the person on the phone and hangs up. he steps up to the window, and it is overweight pop superstar Adele.
"having some car trouble?" she asks
"wow! adele!" he responds.
"that's right" she says, smiling, "why don't you hop on in and I'll give you a ride into town"
he jogs around to the passenger side door, and opens it. he looks inside, but Adele is no longer seated. he rights up in surprise, and Adele is standing behind him.
"oh! a-adele. aren't we going to town?"
"yes. town." she says, but makes no move.
the man nervously fills the silence, "don't you think we'd better get going? sun's coming down."
"yes. it'll be dark soon." again, adele takes no action. it becomes apparent she is staring at him without blinking. the silence thunders between them.
finally, the man nervously reaches inside his jacket for his phone
"what do you need that for?" she asks dismissively.
he stammers "I. I was just... going to call my hotel"
"you don't need to call the hotel. I'm going to take you." she says
"no. no I suppose not." he says, helplessly, "the, uh... the sunset"
"yes," she says, "the sunset."
suddenly, violently, adele reaches out and snaps the man's neck. there's a sickening CRACK and then his body drops into a heap.
adele is now shaking with a tamed energy. "twenty one" she whispers.

smash cut to adele sitting opposite a day time talk personality, in a sunny and candid mood. a subtitle informs us it is modern day
"now, your last two albums, 18 and 21, were named after the age that you were while in the process of creating them. but this new album suddenly jumps up to 47." she laughs. "now, obviously, you're not 47 years old, so why the change? what does this number represent to you?"
in a long take, the camera slowly zooms into adele's face as she looks directly into it and a mechanical smile fades. without answering the question, she begins loudly singing her latest hit. the host smiles nervously. after letting her finish, the host simply announces "Adele, ladies and and gentlemen!"
"yes," Adele replies. "Adele."

[miracle fruit]

excuse me but adeles debut album was 19 not 18 this is awkward

[Slurpee]

:shrgu"

[BilliardBall10]

we open on a dark desert road.
smash cut to adele sitting opposite a day time talk personality, in a sunny and candid mood. a subtitle informs us it is modern day
"now, your last two albums, 18 and 21, were named after the age that you were while in the process of creating them. but this new album suddenly jumps up to 47." she laughs. "now, obviously, you're not 47 years old, so why the change? what does this number represent to you?"
in a long take, the camera slowly zooms into adele's face as she looks directly into it and a mechanical smile fades. without answering the question, she begins loudly singing her latest hit. the host smiles nervously. after letting her finish, the host simply announces "Adele, ladies and and gentlemen!"
"yes," Adele replies. "Adele."

this is highly accurate, having met adele.

i barely escaped from her clutches with my life!
i would be number 37, but i escaped.

[VuBawlsClock]

I don't really like T-Pain, but I have the chance to meet him face to face, alone, in my shop on the ship, this week.
I'm gonna do it just because.

[pop-tart]

Learn the words to this and record him singing it with you.

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[DickTree]

i dont think any parody comedy has lived up to the bar that airplane set

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[SoBe Clock]

i dont think any parody comedy has lived up to the bar that airplane set

I personally prefer The Naked Gun but Airplane! is great.

[PhantomCatClock]

A moment of silence for PCat.cc, for this is the last day of its hosting.


Not that it'll be hard to have a moment of silence. The last post on this thread was six days agOH HEY THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY and my family remembered this year isn't that neat

[Slurpee]

r.i.p. in piece numbers of views in this thread = amount of times patriotclock has taken it up the butt

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