u say iphone but acually u not phone

[miracle fruit]

haha oh yeah and a fat woman went to walk out of it and faceplanted i thougt that was great

[miracle fruit]

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[PhantomCatClock]

and I thought I was white

[Losperman]

[AstronautClock]

[U2]BxOObDYl7Pw&aut]

i love this song

[SpudClock]

is this what its like for straight boys who want to fuck Emma Watson

I met Emma Watson in Providence when she was going to Brown. I've never seen a Harry Potter movie so I had no idea who I was talking to until after she left and my friend told me I was just talking to the girl from the Harry Potter movies. Shoulda tried to get them digits.

[PhantomCatClock]

Shirley Temple married some dude she met who had never heard of her



you missed a real opportunity to be rich

[PhantomCatClock]

beauty is in the eyes of deez nuts

[Yomuchan]

Who the hell is Shirley Temple.

[PhantomCatClock]

Nigga ain't heard of Shirley Temple or Douglas Adams




In other news, guess what premiered on Swedish TV yesterday

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[Losperman]

Talking to Trunchy on Steam makes me feel like I should post more here since I have more free time over the summer.

But then I feel like my life is uninteresting.

Just playing a lot of games and reading a lot of books.

[Losperman]

Being anal-retentive makes updating a resume an unpleasant process.

[Slurpee]

Just playing a lot of games and reading a lot of books.

What books are you reading?


I've been playing WWE 14, because I'm 12 years old and wrestling is a good thing to care about.
Last Monday night on RAW Dean Ambrose stole a police van and drove it right up to the ring, and him and Roman Reigns beat up The Authority to sign a contract for Ambrose to get a World Heavyweight title match against Seth Rollins, this Sunday night at Elimination Chamber, and remember, if you're watching in the U.S., the only way to see that live will be on WWE 24, WWE's premier streaming service, try it now, free to new subscribers for the rest of the month, and while you're there, check out WWE Immortals, available now, in the app store, I'm Michael cole, for John Bradshaw layfield and booker t,.

[Losperman]

What books are you reading?


I've been playing WWE 14, because I'm 12 years old and wrestling is a good thing to care about.
Last Monday night on RAW Dean Ambrose stole a police van and drove it right up to the ring, and him and Roman Reigns beat up The Authority to sign a contract for Ambrose to get a World Heavyweight title match against Seth Rollins, this Sunday night at Elimination Chamber, and remember, if you're watching in the U.S., the only way to see that live will be on WWE 24, WWE's premier streaming service, try it now, free to new subscribers for the rest of the month, and while you're there, check out WWE Immortals, available now, in the app store, I'm Michael cole, for John Bradshaw layfield and booker t,.

I haven't played a wrestling game in a long time but bigbadron is coming to stay with me for a couple of days soon and I can imagine we'll get up to something, as was the case so long ago.

Since school ended I've read The Many Lives of Marilyn Monroe, The Elephant to Hollywood (Michael Caine memoir), Gwen Stefani and No Doubt: A Simple Kind of Life, and I'm currently working on Stephen King's Full Dark, No Stars.

[PhantomCatClock]

I've been reading a lot of Terry Pratchett lately. Yeah yeah, the bad news, but there is a story behind it

I read Interesting Times in February then Terry Pratchett died a month later




The same thing happened when I read H2G2, but it took Douglas adams like two or three months to die from it








I really want to extort semi-high fantasy/scifi writers. Pay me or I'll murder you by reading your books















weren't you writing a book, Losp?

[Losperman]

I've been reading a lot of Terry Pratchett lately. Yeah yeah, the bad news, but there is a story behind it

I read Interesting Times in February then Terry Pratchett died a month later




The same thing happened when I read H2G2, but it took Douglas adams like two or three months to die from it








I really want to extort semi-high fantasy/scifi writers. Pay me or I'll murder you by reading your books















weren't you writing a book, Losp?

Nah just a thesis. So, a book-length poetry manuscript and an attached research paper.

[PhantomCatClock]

Hmm, maybe I could give you a nosebleed by reading it

[Losperman]

Hmm, maybe I could give you a nosebleed by reading it

Give me a nose bleed?

[PhantomCatClock]

Give me a nose bleed?

Since I'm apparently on a murderous rampage, killing off authors by reading their books from the other side of the planet





ALSO, real achievement time:

[SoBe Clock]

Since last fall I've read 14 books in The Dresden Files series back to back.

please help me i cant stop